Oct 10

naughty teacher

What you don’t watch adult movies? Well I feel sorry for you because you are missing out on all sorts of useful information that can only be taught through the POV lens of a dirty camera. No worries my prudish friends as we have a list of 10 things that you would have learned had you been tuning in:

  1. If you go over to a friend’s house and his mom is home alone she will 100% seduce you.
  2. When you make bad grades in class the teacher will stay after to allow you to make up for it.
  3. In the Czech Republic every woman on the street is open to suggestions for the right price.
  4. How to properly use a pool table.
  5. Nurses go above and beyond the call of duty to make their patients happy.
  6. Cream Pies are not the sweet desserts we thought they were…
  7. If a woman reaches into your pants she is always surprised at what she finds.
  8. Babysitters aren’t really babysitters.
  9. The Hershey Highway is always clean and sanitary!
  10. Pizza delivery boy and UPS truck driver is the best jobs ever!

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