So I’m on my way home from work when I realized that my hunger was getting the better of me, so Fast Food was in order. Pulling into the nearest McDonalds in my navy blue BMW, I order my meal and pulled up to the window to pay the tab for the insta-fat meal. Looking inside I noticed a blonde with a nice ass and a banging body. Being the player that I am, I already figured her to be “rough around the edges” but sexy enough to get down with… at least that’s what I thought.

As I begin to sign the receipt for my meal, I noticed that she is hanging halfway out of the window using her arms to support her. Broads do this when they either want to check you out, want you to check them out, OR want to check the car you’re driving.  I call this pose the McDonalds Chicken Head Personal Interest Stance, it is an indicator that game is bout to be spit, and if you’re feeling her, heads will get blown. Either way you spin it, the fact that she was shooting me signals meant that I was a phone number and a call away from sealing the deal with her that very night. Before handing her the receipt she cuts me off with “So when you gon let me drive that car of yours?” Looking up to reply “whenever you want to”, I noticed the teeth for the first time. This girl looked as if she had just eaten an olive and egg sandwich with all the yellow and black muck wrapped up in her grill. The hunger immediately passed and I wonder if she had ever seen a dentist in her life much less a toothbrush.

Making a rolling start, I snatched the bag, smiled coolly and drove off as fast as I could. How could someone with a body like that, mess it up with a Nightmare Before Christmas grill like that? Better yet, why is it that I never see any dimes or above average chicks working fast food?

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Written by Pro Player on Friday, February 5, 2010 
Filed under ProPlayer's Freaky Tales · Tagged with chicken head, chicks, cool, mcdonalds, Sexy