So last night I was watching Chris Hansen interviewing a bunch of pedophile a—oles after he busted them coming into the house of what they thought was a 14 year old boy/girl. These boys were toting roses, candy and whatever else pedophiles bring to a kid’s house. The show was so eerie, having heard of it but never seeing it before until last night. This watching came after my nightly News viewing where the pope is still tight-lipped about the continued pedophilia within the Catholic church. Not to paint the entire church with a broad brush, but damn, this is beyond being a meme, it’s become the very meaning of the Catholic Church to us outsiders. If the Pope isn’t going to show us that he is administering the pwn to those who denounce sex only to be touching kids, then guys like me will assume that he somewhat condones it. Hey, if you’re a leader, then be a damn leader, can we get an answer?

So I thought to myself, why not unleash this pedo-hunter Chris Hansen on the Vatican along with some reality tv cameras. It’s not like those gusy would notice, busy telling us that Avatar is anti-god or whatever important issue they’re touching on this week. He could creep in, setup the cameras and send a plant to confession. It would be the top grossing reality TV show in no time, I could see it now: Little Timmy starts talking to the priest about his sins, priest looks around, sees that they’re alone and invites Timmy to whisper it into his ear. Immediately my man Pedo-Hunter Chris triggers the old bait and switch, then before long the priest is one on one with the man, talking about his damaging tastes.

While non of this shit is comedy, because it is so not cool to begin with. Why is this problem continuing to happen. And here’s a better question, yes you believe in God and yes you believe in the holy mother, but common sense dictates that the Religion which fueled the genocidal Crusades, the Inquisition and a whole host of other evil crap, leading up to the modern day boundary issues being exposed, may just be a little screwed up… don’t you think? I often wonder if it’s a sin or something to just break off and make another kind of Catholic faith sans boy rapers which will give you the positives and cross out the damaging history?

I don’t know, but I will say that I feel sorry for the real priests. The guys who take it to task to keep it real even though they are being compared to their brothers who are pedophiles that use the station for easy prison-proof access. How a true man of the cloth can bear to practice and live around these obvious evil men does not compute to me. If I were a priest and you “my brother” was a known pedo, I’m sorry I’d snitch. I used to go to church, I don’t remember any sin dealing with snitching to the cops on a pedophile – maybe David… let me stop. Oh I’m not right, lol. Keep your kids safe people, nowadays church be looking like prison son!

Written by Greg Dragon on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 

Filed under Most Shocking, Parenting 101, People are Strange
Tagged with interview, media, sex