In an ongoing effort to save guys from themselves I run into issues periodically where men just aren’t thinking before acting. After reading an article over at The Shooting Range about hitting on a teller, I thought about it and asked myself “why would you do this?” I don’t care if it’s Halle Berry behind the counter, the wrath of people in line and your 100% chance of appearing as a douche should tell you that maybe this isn’t the venue.

Smart men on the dating scene know that certain jobs held by women have a 0-5% chance of success rate if you press them. These hardcore jobs will be explored in an upcoming series called “Breaking the Ice” where I talk to men who have successfully courted women in these positions and finding out how they managed to do it!

7 Jobs to Avoid When Scamming on Chicks

• Strippers
• Bartenders
• Bank Tellers
• Waitresses
• Traffic Cops
• Casino Dealers
• Realtors – This one needs some explanation. I know a lot of female Realtors and they all have horror stories about the one “creepy house buyer”. Can you imagine how unnerving it is to be an attractive woman showing an empty house to a potential Charles Manson? You telling her how you wanna “Rich Boy” dat ass and how fine she is will probably have her walking with one hand on her mace as she flashes you a fake smile in hopes that you will buy the damn house and make it worth her while. Don’t be a dumbass leave Realtors alone.

See guys get this twisted a lot, I mean a whole lot. They think that a smile and some niceties equates an opening to show their teeth and spit weak game to pull a chick. Sometimes it’s what her job demands dude, ease up you aren’t Casanova and just like that available jobless chick on the corner wasn’t feeling you, this bank teller isn’t either. The house has the over in these jobs, if she likes you she will put her name/number on your receipt or your bar tab. These women get hit on constantly and being one of 100 does not a pimp make you, it makes you a sucker. Stay classy my fellow Dragons and hit on women at jobs that are less about customer service and where the recipient can react honestly. Good luck out there.

Written by Greg Dragon on Monday, June 14, 2010 

Filed under The Dating Game, Womanology
Tagged with bachelors, dilemma, strippers