Imagine being a woman and having your boss(es) pull you to the side and tell you to start rocking turtlenecks and long dresses because your sexy was making it too hard for them to work. Sounds like some old school church repression ish right? Well this is what the bosses of one Debrahlee Lorenzana did at Citibank. Beyond telling her to change dress code so that they can concentrate on work, these jokers fired her for it when she wouldn’t comply. What did you think a bi-racial Latina/Italian would do? Roll over and listen to your male chauvinistic demands easily? Fughedaboudit, you fired her and now she is suing the company – this… is… hilarious!

What sort of joker has the balls to straight up tell a woman that she is causing him to “get wood” in his pants just by existing. I wonder if it was a lead-in to the obligatory “why don’t you step into my office and help me take care of the problem” followed by a firm palm to the ass like it would have happened back in the 50s. Sorry boss man, I’m not sure if you’ve been paying attention but that sort of thing don’t quite fly nowadays, if you’re gonna sexually harass employees, best to do it off hours or keep the fantasy in your head.

Debrahlee says that she was forbidden from wearing pencil skirts (wtf is this, some woman explain please), heels, and anything form fitting. When she fought back saying that her co-workers weren’t being treated to the same restrictions, she was told that her body was different from theirs. So lets recap, Debbie, who – I am assuming is the only woman in the office “shaped like a woman” is too distracting to be around because of it? This is just too good to betrue, what is going on people? This is almost as bad as a bill collector telling a black man to wake up and get out in the fields to pick cotton. Oh wait that just happened recently too. Where has the common sense gone?

Debrahlee Lorenzana says she is a hard-working woman who has grinded her way up from being a pregnant newb to the New York experience 12 years ago to splurging her $70,000 a year check on Dolce and Gabana… well not exactly that but me being me, that’s how I read it. Point being, she’s a regular woman who wants shiny things and a good life. Her being a MILF with the curves to match was a crime that she was fired for. Stay classy gentlemen, admire the office hawtes from afar, stay out of their faces and if it gets so bad that you can’t work, spare us embarrassing stories such as this one and go fap in the stall.

Written by Greg Dragon on Friday, June 4, 2010 

Filed under Dumbass of The Day
Tagged with common sense, latina, sexy