Damn Amy what the hell!? There are a variety of albums and videos I love to play whilst working on the old pc. These aren’t limited to the Jazz and Rap genres that you dragonites may expect, I have a love for the Indy movement and at times some original R&B. One album that I have worn out to absolutely nothing is Frank by Amy Winehouse. After listening to it today (about my 200th time), I did a quick Google image search on the lady and oh my god I would do better to search for zombie anal sex. The pictures are brutal and being a web master I tend to keep safe search in the off position so I got a full frontal from all of it. The worst being the shots of her legs, teeth and cocaine filled nostrils.

I can’t think of another celebrity whose images could bring about the boiling, magma hot bile that came up in my throat from an image search. I mean, when I looked her up,  one phrase came to mind after seeing them, which was “drugs are bad”. Parents if you want to scare your kid straight, have them listen to Amy, show them a picture of her back when she was thick, then do a Google search to show them what she looks like now.

Wait… bad idea, unless you don’t mind your babies having nightmares forever. I tend not to follow the celeb circuit of who did what with who because it tends to bias the opinion beyond their craft (read Chris Brown). But sometimes you just want a glimpse at the face behind the angelic voice and if it’s Amy Winehouse… fughedaboudit, you’re in for a world of pain. Not sure if she’s locked up, dead or in rehab but I’ll join the host of her fans in wishing for the thick Amy back with a fresh new grill.

As you can see I didn’t bother to post any images of “new” Amy, it is just too sad to look at. I’m just putting the ones that represent what I remembered from Frank. Actually, let me do one better, I’ll post a tribute to her from Youtube:

Written by Greg Dragon on Monday, July 27, 2009 

Filed under Access Hollywood, Music, People are Strange
Tagged with amy winehouse, cocaine