You’re probably wondering why I am taking the time out of my busy life to write this crap but you’re welcome. I do it because maybe one of you confused guys who was never schooled on life will realize that the crap you are dealing with is not cool. If she is slighting you, let her know or cut that bird off… women outnumber us 3-1 in the world so there’s 2 more like her out there, waiting to treat you right. Gain some self respect (they will try to fool you by calling this cockiness or arrogance) but it’s self respect, if you don’t budge she will have to choose and most often than non she will play ball. Self respect guys, self respect… I don’t care how fine a girl is, when you hit 30+ you should know that beauty only goes so far… if she’s fine and disrespectful then you are a bish for being with her, that’s it.
Wearing her ex’s jewelry
If your girl has a nice ring or necklace that glitters ever so brightly and she never takes it off you may want to get some history out of her. Girls are quick to get pissed when we keep a trinket but all the while wearing an engagement ring or otherwise to hold unto the guy who cheated on her and dumped her before your rebounded ass. How can you respect yourself, you making love to your girl and some dudes name is tattooed on her back… she holds your hand in line affectionately with some man’s ring on her finger. Check yourself, check her and look into it. It happens a lot, girls got jokes.
The hang-arounder
Lol me and my man Conan laugh about this guy… you know this guy, he hangs out with your girl’s parents. She gives you vague explanations as to who he is exactly but he gives you odd looks when you see him. Sometimes you go out to a movie and he comes along, because he is her friend… it happens alot. Check her ass dude… that guy right there, he will marry her and you are a dumbass. The hang-arounder is usually a childhood boyfriend, he doesnt have anything else going on but he’s patient. When you piss your girl off he’s in those panties. When you are trying to be a big pimp and flirt with other girls, he’s in those panties. When you finally break up with her, guess what? He’s in those panties. Mark my words, this guy is worst than the d-ck in a glass jar dudes, he knows the game and he thinks your girl is worth the wait.
Going through your cell phone
Lol ok where do I start… how far along in a relationship have you shown so much weakness that she thinks this is cool. One way to avoid it, check her hard the first time it happens. Second time you catch her, cut her off, it’s not cool. Do not go through my email, and leave the cell phone alone. If you think i’m doing dirt, have the balls to confront me, stop trying to be Olivia Benson.
Flirting with a guy on AIM, Yahoo or an MMORPG
If she’s at this point your done. Seriously, wrap it up dude. If you are married to her and she’s doing this something is very wrong bro. That guy is a plane ticket away from boning your girl. Keep thinking it’s innocent… heh I have stories, but it will be in a book i’m writing so I can’t give up the game here so freely. I am being dead serious, if she is doing it, she will f— that guy. You need to cancel that ticket.
Making you spend Vacation time to see her when she really has a dude in her life
Wtf… seriously… are you serious here? Is it rocket science that if a man is giving you his time, so much so that he takes a vacation to see you… that he is your girlfriend? Come on ladies do not play with my intelligence here, you know wtf it is, you just like your d-ck in the glass jar to know where he stands right? Lol, okay it happened to me once, I drove home 300+ miles the same night. The royal ass had to be kissed clean before I even talked to her again… disrespect me like that.
Keeping you on the sidelines (d-ck in the glass jar syndrome)
Okay there are only a few situations where us guys have girls as friends. Bear with me because this is a huge item that women have a hard time grasping. Here it is in black and white. IF A DUDE APPROACHES YOU IN ANYWAY OUTSIDE OF WORK, SCHOOL OR FAMILY HE WANTS YOU. Okay let me explain now. Alot of guys get into the friend zone and are unhappy there. They are there because the game was weak, the girl feigned marginal interest and now the sucker hangs around hoping one day he will get some pity booty out of the deal. Lol okay… fellas, don’t do it man. I have seen it a million times, the friend comes over (and she’s female) and she gives me the time of day because she likes me… and then you are mad at me because you have paper handcuffs on her. Don’t play yourself, you will get pity booty in times of loss and rebound situations… if its worth it to you to be this woman’s male girlfriend, go right ahead.
The official times that a girl is a friend is if you worked with her and kept contact, went to school with her, you played an online game with her and kept contact, she is your buddy’s wife or girlfriend, or you grew up with her. Guys don’t seek out women for friendship, we aren’t built that way. If you met a guy and dated him and now you are friends, you are both full of it, stop lying to yourself. So stop getting mad when someone else gets with her… she doesn’t want you!
Strippers don’t love you
I thought this would be common knowledge but maybe I am just a bit more rational about this. The girls in there are entertaining you… it’s like thinking a bartender is cute and that she likes you just because she knows how to work a flirt for tips. Come on fellas, you have to do better than this. Now i’m not saying this is 100%, i’m sure there’s some Captain Save-a-Ho’s out there who managed to rescue Julia Roberts from “The Life” but I doubt it was anything less than him looking good, having some nose candy for her habit and a whole mouth full of game to snap her up into his web of tricks. Speaking of tricks… you know what you’re doing right? I mean, she squeezed a few hundred out of you and now you think she loves you… wtf dude. If you think i’m wrong, keep going. You are buying some dude’s X-Box and paying his car payment by tricking for his girlfriend weekly… thinking she wants you. Tighten up guys.

Okay i’m tired, so this concludes volume 1. Study your man bible and grow your self-respect fellas. If you are insecure or weak… I can’t help you, hell you’re hopeless and you will lose her anyway… a weak man isn’t sexy, once she sucks you dry she will drop you like a bad habit in lieu of a dude who probably follows the code. .. not necessarily one of these grown men acting like teenage thugs, but a man who is really a man. Go watch a Humphrey Bogart movie and get your manhood back. Thanks for reading.

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lol so true, women are shady, but not all women.
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Dude, your wisdom is appreciated! With this knowledge, hopefully most of the guys out here will avoid the disrespectful/foul dame! lol Big ups!
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A book huh… ok… just one thing.. you better let me read that thing before its published lol cause now im worried lol
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Hah yeah we’ve discussed some of these situations as they’ve happened. It’s funny, you start switching from “friend” mode to “self-respect” mode, they suddenly don’t want to see you or they snap in line. Either way, it’s a win.
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What is on the cell phone that you have to hide? If she goes through your phone why break it off? Its like seeing who called on the caller ID or what came in the mail. Who the hell hides that crap? Only someone who has something to hide.
If you are in a relationship then you should be an open book. And so should she. My cell phone is never locked. If the bf wants to see in it then he has every right to go for it and I don’t care. Just like if he gets the mail.
On the other hand, he thinks it is his privacy to lock his phone. Then I found out he was texting his ex about us, orgasms and other shit and getting porno pics from friends. I am about to leave him because he won’t leave the stupid secrets behind.
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Oh, and I did ask before I snooped and he lied through his teeth!
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Greg Dragon replied:
April 27th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Alina my dear, your man sounds like a true loser if he is giving an ex play-by-play of your relationship. You deserve better, we here at the Hall do not back up that type of activity from a man. It sounds like he needs a lesson in “The Code of Man”.
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Contrary to what you might think EVERYONE has something to hide, people have things in their lives they do not want everyone to know. You break it off if she goes through your cell phone because that shows there is no trust in the relationship, which is one of the foundations it should be built on. It also shows a woman does not have enough confidence in herself to not care about such trivial high school things, we are all adults and gong through cell phones, counting condoms, and listening to peoples voice messages are all childish things. Where will it end, you want a copy of his bank statements and documentation of what he ate at a restaurant without you to make sure he was alone?
Just because your cell phone is an open book that is your choice, there are things I talk to my friends about that I do not want my girlfriend privy to. But in your case it sounds like you were with the wrong man and ignored the warning signs that I am sure were there. Also he played you, the reason he let you look at the phone is so you can dump him and he won’t feel like an ass for dumping you. It’s a classic trick that people do, so the person can feel good about themselves rather than getting dumped. Also every guy looks at porn, if he wasn’t that would be the strange thing lol.
What tells me the most about this is simple, you said that you are “About” to leave him. If you are so adamant on your point why isn’t he dumped all ready? You need to be with a person who you do not have to worry about those things with, if you feel like something is going on where you need to investigate the persons personal belongings then find someone else.
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Dude, everything you say is on point. We all been through getting disrespected by a woman. They feel its there right to do this stuff. Your article is so powerful that I have linked it to my site.
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There one thing i don’t tolerate when dating a women. If woman tells you she keeps in touch with her former boyfriends, you are in trouble dude. This chick is removed from reality and get rid of her quickly. Heck I dump chick like this the first time she mentions it.
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Another thing — men and women can’t be friends! When a women sings the word “FRIEND” it means you stand no chance with me. A women that is interested or wants you romantically never uses this word.
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L o L I had one for 20 years took her to dinner always i made good money the last two years i have been unemployed her paycheck always went in the bank in the last two years she hasn’t taken me to dinner once. I sent her down the road
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