Here’s my take on this, my dear “Sugar Babies” of the world; if you are willingly giving up sex and time to a man for his money then you are a prostitute. Sorry, it’s too thin a line for me not to get confused over here.
I know that when people think of prostitutes they immediately imagine a chick in 6-inch stilettos, a bad wig, smeared on make-up, and no front teeth, walking the street and looking into cars to solicit sex – but if we break down the definition of prostitute then guess what?
There is a new craze taking over Universities and the popular waves of the internet and it is called Sugar Daddy Services. For those of you who aren’t in the know – this is a dating service online that pairs up old rich bastards with sexy, young college students who want a man to buy them pretty things.
I’m not knocking it
Look I know my tone sounds really negative towards this newest strain of tricking but I could care less how a Tute and her John decide to exchange services. I am the first to point out how a man who has money will have no qualms with buying the woman of his dreams.
It’s the real life equivalent of Enoch Thompson and his girlfriend Lucy from HBO’s Boardwalk Empire. If you have never seen the show – Enoch is a powerful, old bastard and Lucy is a fine, young socialite who likes to burn money. The two are a match made in heaven in every case.
Men Will Trick
Normally if a man has been through life playing the game: he married, had kids, got divorced, has more money than he can spend… then when the mid-life crisis settles in he will find himself a fine, young tender to spoil… like her daddy.
Are you catching what I’m throwing at you here?
So we all know it happens; we all somewhat accept it as “the game”, so why not help stop the white slavery trade of illegal young girls for sex by making the sex trade fully legal?
See it’s like drugs and old school prohibition; you will only get hard crime when the vice is made illegal, dirty and shady!
Hell during the Civil War America legalized prostitution for soldiers in order to slow down the run of STD’s that soldiers were contracting due to visiting the seedy underground spots.
Legalizing prostitution would make the pimps who kidnap 14 yr olds to turn them out take a serious hit to their business – being that the jackasses who would normally buy that girl would more than likely opt for a legal transaction that doesn’t have the chance of them getting arrested or robbed.
I have no way of backing up this claim but when prohibition was in play all it did was make a lot of gangsters into millionaires and kept a lot of funeral homes busy.
Let’s take the Sugar Baby craze to the next level and legalize the oldest occupation in the world so that any trick can be a girl’s Sugar Daddy!
After all if you look at these sites offering up Sugar Babies to Sugar Daddies with money it is in fact prostitution but played well enough to dance around the law. Why don’t we stop fooling ourselves and let a ho be a ho and a trick be a trick?
I imagine that one day when I am old, rich and not really giving much of a damn for societies rules there may be a Sugar Baby or 2 trying to dig my gold and I am not going to sit here and pretend that I may not let them.See some words or phrases that you don't understand? Check out The Dragon's Lexicon.