Apr 10

threesome fantasy

Many times when reading dating columns and the like I always see these clowns asking “experts” how to go about asking their women for a threesome and it makes me laugh. The reason why it’s funny to me is because the threesome at its core is a pornographic fantasy that many men think they want but in reality aren’t prepared to face.

If you are one of these men who think that they would like to see their woman share her time with you and a random lady for the ultimate tryst, I have a few questions for you in terms of preparation.

#1 – Are You Ready To Lose Your Lady?

When approaching the question of a threesome you run the risk of losing your lady on the front end and at the back end of it all. On the front end she may be offended to the point where she believes that you are a pervert that she doesn’t want to deal with anymore (be careful).

On the back end you may actually get your threesome but the mysterious 3rd party lady puts it on your girl so well that she reconsiders who it is that she will end up going home with in the end. Is the act of hitting 2 girls at the same time more important than your relationship or is your sex game so space age that this is no concern?

#2 – Does Your Girl Like Girls?

Unless you have 4 arms, 6 legs and can be in 2 places at the same time then your girl will need to be at least a little bisexual don’t you think? The fact of the matter is that you aren’t the Sultan of Gold where women will wait around for you to take your turn on them so it’s about more than you in this situation.

Many guys don’t think things through when it comes to asking for situations like a threesome and it can be a real big issue due to this. Imagine if the places were swapped and the question was brought up to you for another man to join in… unless you like to cross swords it would be an issue.

#3 – Can You Hang?

So let’s say your lady likes you well enough to entertain the idea… are you truly able to facilitate the needs of your girl well enough to warrant another?

Look guys if you are tapping out after 5 – 15 minutes then it will be the lamest threesome ever. The only way around this is if the “threesome” consists of you watching the 2 ladies going at it for the full session before you come in to get yours before passing out.

I don’t know about you but when I think threesome I think of me laying down the law on both ladies like a champion. It needs to be something to brag about for which they both will want seconds, thirds and even fourths. I’m just saying… go hard or go home!

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So before you go ruining your relationship over this fantasy consider my questions and prep yourself well for any outcome. At the end of the day it seems to be one of those idealistic things that people say they want until it happens (like sex in a pool) and it’s more awkward than great.

Credit for Photos | Images: toromagazine.com
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