Rule #56 (Critique): Never criticize a man’s wife, fiancé or long-term girlfriend in front of him. While this is bound to cause a fight or a rather awkward misunderstanding, it is in bad taste and unwarranted. As a rule a man’s wife and family should not have a place within your mouth unless it is to compliment or inquire on health and well-being. Rule #57 (Emasculating Men): While we always caution women to refrain from emasculating another man it should be a known law that this is something a man does not do to his male friends and/or family. To emasculate another man in front of others is a cruel thing, a life/death thing in certain cases and probably the reason you were given an open hand slap… the ultimate gesture of the duel. If you feel like telling tales about your buddy crying to you about his cheating wife then keep it to yourself,… [Read more]

Rule #51 (No cameras at The Bachelor Party): Sometimes we suffer a lapse in judgment and become blind to the effect that a cause brings especially when that cause involves a camera, a few half naked women and alcohol. As with sending images of one’s privates to a woman that will dump you and share the pictures with her Twitter, it is better to just say no to “lasting memories”. Leave the camera at home, a bachelor party is a private send-off for your male friends. Violating this sacred tradition is violating a man law. Rule #52 (Sweet Etiquette): When you’re out with another man at a restaurant be sure to pass on dessert. Two men have no business ordering dessert together at the end of a meal. Even if one of you gets a dessert the waitress will still bring 2 spoons. Rule #53 (Fruity Drinks): Men don’t tell other men what to drink… [Read more]

Rule #46 (Goals and Achievements): A man should live everyday fully as if it were his last but not at the detriment of his life or future goals. Expect to live long enough to achieve your goals but take it one day at a time. This does not have to be paradoxical and will lead to a better demeanor and a more meaningful existence. Rule #47 (Decision Making): Important decisions should be made only after one has had time to meditate on the situation. Consider the pros and cons of what you must do and make a decision on diplomacy versus direct approach. Take yourself out of the equation and judge things as a god would, putting the situation first and yourself last. Talk it over with people who have already been through it or that you deem wiser than yourself and make sure that you are firm in your decision. Once you have decided… [Read more]

Rule #41 (I Saw Her First): When a hot woman is spotted by both you and a friend simultaneously, it is the duty of the second man to take notice to ask “are you going to talk to her?” This is a courtesy to the other man in order to prevent the breaking of Man Law #7 Cock Blocking. If the friend says yes then he is given a chance to go over and talk to the lady in hopes of success. Should the friend fail or take longer than 5 minutes to get over to her then all rules are out the door and you had better pounce on her before she escapes. Rule #42 (Ownersip): Men take ownership for slights in times of necessity. This sin’t to say that men tell on themselves at every single juncture, but in times of dire need a man will take the bullet for family and loved… [Read more]

Rule #36 (A Man’s Code) All men should have a code, it is optimum in living by principles and having people learn your principles and respecting you for having them. When you live life freelance and do things however you feel within the moment, it will appear that you are chaotic, unpredictable and untrustworthy. The most memorable and powerful men in life have codes, we know of those codes because they exemplified them throughout their living years. We emulate men such as these and many people will try and copy their ways without fully understanding the commitment needed to doing so. A man must develop his own path, regardless of how borrowed it may be and make a commitment to stand by it for life. Rule #37 (Word is Bond) A man without his word is nothing, unless it is a man who lives on an island by himself. People who cannot be trusted to… [Read more]

Rule #31 (Get your own drink honey!): This should be common knowledge but since Hollywood writes it into these modern day movies, I am thinking that guys believe it to be okay to do. What am I going on about? Buying random women drinks to break the ice, this is simp activity, bitch-made guy actions. You DO NOT buy a woman a drink unless you know her prior to going there. Let me ask you this, how many times have you seen James Bond offer to buy a drink? I’m waiting, and I’ve seen all the episodes several times over, dude is always in a bar in some woman’s face. When has he bought a woman a drink? That’s right, he doesn’t do it. 007 strolls up the bartender, scopes the room for his prey, orders a Vodka Martini (shaken not stirred) and takes his drink over to her to chat her up. In Casino… [Read more]

Rule #26 (White Knights): Men are protectors by nature, being the construct of the God of War, we feel it necessary to protect Venus’s tribe from themselves and other males. That being said, unless you know the woman OR the abuse goes beyond verbal towards physical, you should probably mind your own business when it comes to other people’s business. When a man tries to be Captain-Save-A-Ho conveniently when another male has gone savage, he is using opportunity to garner favor from the female. There is a difference between protecting someone from harm and scamming on some ass via slighting another guy. If the intent ends up being the latter, then you are white knighting for pussy and therefore breaking one of the most fundamental Man Laws. Mind your own business and go get your own lady. Rule #27 (Pride): I will use a verse from Nas to explain the aspect of pride in the… [Read more]

Rule #21 (Men Don’t Pop Gum): Seriously if you are a guy that sits there popping gum loudly, you are being really suspect. It’s just bitch activity to pop gum as a man and there is no explanation for even doing it. Chew your damn gum and shut your mouth, save the popping for your annoying girlfriend fresh out of High School. Rule #22 (Common Courtesy): A man should never ever get in the way of another man scamming on some tail, this means no cock blocking, no whining and no barging in on your buddy while he is having sex. If you arrive at a party or establishment with a fellow male and he meets a woman that has agreed to go home with him, it is your duty to find another ride. If you share a dorm/apartment with a friend and the “Do Not Disturb” symbol has been initiated (My old roommate and… [Read more]