Rule #16 (Don’t Pitch the Bitch): Keep your money and your women completely separated. Unless she started the business with you, is into it as much as you or operates in the same facets as you, the less she knows the better. Remember Blu Cantrell’s song “Hit em up style”? Well if that man had locked his wallet and kept things tight, there would be no credit cards for that crazy bird to run-up at the mall. The same can be said about family, your money as a man should be your best kept secret. It doesn’t matter HOW you earn, just that you do earn. Pay for dinner, buy her pretty things but never ask me about my business Kate. Rule #17 (No Hook-Ups): Unless you are doing your friend a favor by introducing him to Cathy the town bicycle, you are not to be playing match-maker with a friend. If you are truly… [Read more]

Rule #11 (Curiosity): Under no circumstances whatsoever is it okay to sneak a peak at another man’s junk. No matter your relationship, this extends beyond brothers, fathers, uncles whatsoever. Do not look over urinals, keep eyes at 12 or 6 to avoid suspicion or a possible beat-down no matter your sexual orientation. Basic man etiquette decrees that a man caught sneaking looks at your junk must first be exposed and then stomped beyond an inch of his life. Walking around a locker-room scoping out guy’s junks when they step out of the shower is also frowned upon. Be happy with your own and stop running comparison checks. Rule #12 (Crossed Swords): As a rule I don’t bring two swords to a cat-fight… what I mean by this is there is a minimum of one dude per girl when it comes to me and coitus. For you adventuresome guys who double up on obligatory freak, the… [Read more]

Rule 06 (Urinals): Unless you actually know a guy (really well) and can’t wait to say something to him, starting up conversation while you both handle your junk at a urinal can be viewed as hostile behavior. Just wait until you are washing your hands or out in the hallway. Stall sessions may not apply… Rule 07 (Cockblocking): It is never okay to cockblock another man while he is scamming on a female. This rule is one of the most violated and misunderstood due to the fact that many men lose their morals around attractive women. Wait your turn or scoop the hawte up after the preceding guy has failed, to cockblock midgame can result in bodily harm. If your buddy is a known cockblocker, it is your duty to warn your other single male friends; so that time spent partying with the guy is limited. Rule 08 (Guy’s Night Out): When a party, get-together… [Read more]

Do not mistake this for another sophomorish frat-boy list of “rules” that is written for cheap chuckles. The Hall of The Black Dragon’s version of The Man Laws is not of the typical, our rules are the result of years of study, research and principle. To put it short guys, if you follow the laws then you will be a man amongst men, a gentleman’s gangster and a better man. Read and obey the Man Laws. Rule 01 (Girlfriends): If asked, your buddy’s girl is both beautiful and funny but she isn’t your type. Rule 02 (Medal of Honor): A good friend jumps on a grenade whenever his main man goes in for the kill. Translation: Normally women roll in pairs or more, although birds of a feather flock together, sometimes you may see a diamond with a piece of coal cock blocking all pursuers. At this time a good friend will swallow his pride… [Read more]