John Mayer Tells Us There’s Something About Jessica
“It was like napalm, sexual napalm” - John Mayer about sex with Jessica I am sure you have heard about, or read the allegedly racist comments John Mayer made in his interview with Playboy. While I do agree that the man has zero brains when it comes to foresight for backlash when you make dumb jokes to the press – calling him a racist is not going to be exact science, and it will be based on who you are talking to. I could care less what John Mayer thinks about black women or who he chooses to run up in when the groupies... [Read more]
Quit Being Cute and Man the f-ck Up!
I fear for the future, I really do and for frequent readers of my blog, this will seem like a dead horse that has been kicked, molested and kicked again but I have legitimate concern and so I write. It seems that the strong surge in feminism has caused men to tuck their tails and run for the hills in this new age. Common sense would decree that a woman can be treated fairly, be allowed the same freedoms as men and fight for respect and understanding without it imposing on a man being a man. Yet somehow it has become evident that as women... [Read more]
New Axe Commercial has Jaime Pressly Cleaning Balls
So Axe has always been great at playing up to the inner perv in us all with their commercials involving chicks ripping off clothes, giving it up in libraries and licking chocolate men on trains (I can sooooo get down with this) -- but this time around, I think they have outdone themselves. Presenting the Axe Ball Cleaner with actress Jaime Pressly (a certified lady Dragon) as tennis champ Monica Blake -- demonstrating the product quite effectively. The funniest part of the ad has to be when hostess Denese Saintclaire begins playing with... [Read more]
Fine versus Sexy – Who do you love?
As I get older and arguably wiser, I begin to notice certain things about the English language and the misunderstanding of simple concepts by its users. Being an admirer of the female body and being around fellow admirers who talk, I sometimes notice that a lot of guys don’t get it when the word “sexy” is used. We all know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but so is the aspect of sexy, the term is purely subjective. What is sexy for me should have a lot of supporters but I shouldn’t be surprised when someone disagrees... [Read more]
Is there a cure for the Cornball
“Corny dudes ruin it for normal guys because when we finally approach the woman they have had so many corny dudes talking to them that they aren’t receptive anymore and don’t want to talk to anyone.” – The Marksman Is there any way for a cornball to know he’s being corny? I am leaning towards the answer being no given the way a corny individual seldom if ever changes his activity. Guys who are corny tend to not know they are corny, they probably think that they are either being funny or honest while being clueless... [Read more]
Too old for Hip-Hop, Jazz and Rock-n-Roll
Recently I was involved in an email discussion with some good friends in regards to two new albums being released: The Blueprint 3 by Jay-Z and Only Built 4 Cuban Links 2 by Raekwon Da Chef and Ghostface Killa. What started out as a funny moment of reminiscing (being that we all at one time had been engrossed fully into the Hip Hop culture) degenerated into a bout of ageism and elitism. Some of them had apparently outgrown Hip Hop, here is a quote from one of my more successful, respected and intellectual friends: “I’d only share... [Read more]
Entourage Update – Eric Becomes A Man
Although I have never used this blog to discuss shows and movies (I use another outlet for that), I cannot pass up the opportunity to commend the writers of Entourage for the episode I watched last night. It felt good to see a show that depicted a classic case of a man finally growing the balls to break out of the Dick in a Glass Jar magical spell. Some background (To explain the plight of Eric): Entourage depicts the lives of four men as they carry out their lives in Hollywood in support of Vincent Chase, a young actor who had become... [Read more]
The Miseducation of Amy Winehouse
Damn Amy what the hell!? There are a variety of albums and videos I love to play whilst working on the old pc. These aren’t limited to the Jazz and Rap genres that you dragonites may expect, I have a love for the Indy movement and at times some original R&B. One album that I have worn out to absolutely nothing is Frank by Amy Winehouse. After listening to it today (about my 200th time), I did a quick Google image search on the lady and oh my god I would do better to search for zombie anal sex. The pictures are brutal and being... [Read more]
Keri Hilson vs Beyonce – I Choose Keri
Or should we call it: sexy eyes and legs versus dancing thickness? Can’t we all just get along? If I thought this was anything more than some industry manufactured fake beef, I wouldn’t have ignored it for so long. But I figured it was a good opportunity to showcase the “talents” of Keri Hilson… in the looks department. I mean they’re both fine but Beyonce has been force fed to us for so many years that I am completely over her (I respect her grind but don’t listen to R&B so color me superficial),... [Read more]
Love Me Or Leave Me Alone – Pt. 2
Love Me Or Leave Me Alone – Pt. 1
How Do I Bang a Porn Star?
Developing a Manly Attitude for Jealousy
Deal Breakers – How to Fix Them
John Mayer Tells Us There’s Something About Jessica
