Mar 15

Look we all know that women and action movies are like men and romance comedies right? You know, it makes me wonder why they don’t have a name like “chick flicks” for movies where everything explodes. While I know that there are a number of women out there who can appreciate a good ass kicking movie, excuse my generalizing as I talk about the majority that can’t. At a glance most women aren’t into action movies, the girls I know tip towards drama and love. There is a reason why many of the action movies that we watch have a stupid romance angle forced into it; the writers are assuming that it will keep our women interested. Then you have newer action movies with hot female leads to influence girl power… but it doesn’t garner female attention; here’s a hint – It’s for us guys! So… [Read more]

Mar 08

Recently it came out that Food Network sensation and lover of all things bad for you – Paula Deen is being sued by Lisa Jackson, a former manager at Uncle Bubba’s Seafood and Oyster House for being a racist and making some rather colorful remarks. Go ahead and let it sink in then continue reading. Paula and son are being accused of what many people already assumed her to be –based on appearances alone. Jackson has alleged that Paula would casually drop N-bombs when they were together and left one particular gem that made me chuckle despite myself: “Well what I would really like is a bunch of little niggers to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow ties, you know in the Shirley Temple days, they used to tap dance around…” – Momma Deen When I read that I threw in a… [Read more]

Jan 09

One of the most interesting things that men admit to in life and on the internet is counting down the years and months until a girl celebrity becomes a woman. Sure at times it comes off as a joke but when a friend tells me Chloe Moretz looked “hot” in Kick Ass, I mentally add him to a list of “dudes who would never be left alone with a daughter of mine”. Chances are you have noticed these statements too (trust me) and you’ve either participated in them or scoffed and kept it moving without addressing how truly creepy it is. I am not calling these men pedophiles, we’ve all been tricked into staring at jailbait at one time or another, but there’s just something off about the whole culture of age watching. As a man who prefers my mangos ripe, soft and sweet as… [Read more]

Nov 04

Newsflash, another celebrity is getting divorced! After 72 days of marriage, Kim Kardashian’s romance with Kris Humphries took a tragic turn as the E! reality star filed for divorce. Has the speedy termination of her wedding caused American youth to think twice about marriage? Probably. The truth is, Hollywood has been a long running bad advertisement for marriage in general. Seventy-two days is awesome! That’s about two whole months! I can list at least 5 Hollywood couples that didn’t last half that long. As a matter of fact, I think I will. Zsa Zsa Garbir and Felipe De Alba’s marriage was annulled after one day of marriage in 1982. Ms. Garbir was a big deal in early Hollywood. She even stared in the 1952 Moulin Rouge. This was her 8th marriage, and it wasn’t her last. Pop Star Britney Spears and Kevin Federline made headlines… [Read more]

Oct 12

It’s amazing how monolithic women assume men’s tastes to be, so to prove a point I conducted a rather random survey of men from different walks of life to glean which celeb if any could be crowned as the prototype for any man’s lust. Would it surprise you if I said that no names were repeated by over 25 different men? In other words, I didn’t get an overwhelming vote for Natalie Portman or Halle Berry… though strangely enough more than a few men admitted that if the poll were based on “celebs we would instantly marry” Portman would be automatic. Padme has us boys in a daze I see. But this was about sexual attraction, not Natalie Portman’s intelligent, yet strangely sexy visage walking with us to the altar. So who did 7 men choose as their “sexual crush”? I think that the results… [Read more]

Sep 15

Twitter is a two-edged sword when it comes to celebrity. Some, like Olivia Wilde and Rosario Dawson have used it to show us fans the real woman behind the pretty face and we like them even more for doing so. But on the flip-side many celebrities have gotten too comfortable on Twitter and their slight jokes, attempts at trolling and inner douchebag opinions have led to fans leaving them in droves along with demanding an apology. The following 5 people are the ones that stood out the most in terms of dumb, inflammatory tweets. Many are guilty but these not only took us by surprise, they pissed us off the most. 5. Cee Lo Green Assisting in the “black people don’t like gays” meme as a champion, Cee Lo Green barked back at a Minneapolis editor who dared to critique his performance: “I respect your… [Read more]

Sep 05

I first saw Zoe on Pirates of The Caribbean as the original owner of the Black Pearl and between her and Naomie Harris I was having milk chocolate overload. Well if Zoe Saldana doesn’t already have a little tattoo saying “Carpe Diem” by now she should get one because since Pirates she has kicked down Hollywood’s door and demanded that the action audience take notice. Well we have, and while her first headliner Colombiana wasn’t the greatest story ever told in an action film, this slender lady cracking necks and blazing deadly fire was all the audience needed; girl power was in effect and Zoe was steering the ship. A Quick Look at Her Filmography Before Colombiana it was she along with a few other memorable faces that steered James Cameron’s Avatar, and having Sigourney Weaver onboard was beyond epic. She took over as Uhura… [Read more]

Aug 24

This isn’t about her booty, this is about that long face, the nothing going on upstairs glare and endless hair that is on every website (now this one too) and every magazine. For all the hate that Kim Kardashian gets, one thing that she has done to male attraction below the surface is to normalize the look of long-face pretty girls everywhere. Since the over-saturation of the Kardashian family, men have slowed down on putting the “exotic” long-faced women over as superior beauties. Case in point, the actress Janina Gavankar who plays Luna Garza in HBO’s True Blood should easily be the eye-catching hawte of the show but when I asked a fellow fan of the show what he thought of her, he echoed the same thinking that I had… “I don’t know man, she was hot for a bit but I’m over her –… [Read more]