How to Keep A Guy Around After The Sex
There seems to be this ongoing concern amongst women of our time that the standard of giving up sex within a 3-week period is making it hard to hold us men to a relationship. This can be very true on the surface but the thing you must understand is that sex is an activity to men, it isn’t emotional, special or complicated. For us men, sex is something you do to feel macho, sexy and on top of the world. It is a drug of choice with the only side-effects being STDs and children. This does not mean you can no longer hook us with sex,... [Read more]
Hey Ladies You’re Flirting All Wrong!
I read a lot of stories from supposedly single women on how they have trouble attracting men. To men who read or hear this we are oft times bewildered as to how and why. The more experienced dater will assume its due to bitchiness, a personality trait or unapproachable behavior. While this is the cause for a lot of guys refusing to step to a woman, the fact of the matter is that a lot of women just don’t know how to show availability. What Men Look For As Safe Openings Body language is as equally important as speech. I am sure you have... [Read more]
Why I’ll Never Attend Grown Folks Night
They go by buzzwords such as “grown folks night”, “an intelligent affair”, “bachelors degree or above” and other semi-elitist yet clever names. The flyers show Stock Photography of business people mixing it up at a bar, the women in dresses, the men business casual. What am I going on about? Well it’s the soirees made to bring College educated black professionals together for mixing, mingling, dating and I’m guessing “networking”. I am not sure why I have such distaste for these... [Read more]
What Happens at The Strip Club
Fellas when it comes to the Strip Clubs and Strippers in general you need to know early on in your relationship how you stand with your girlfriend/wife with the trust issue. Some women trust their man and know that he has morals and self control so no questions are needed after the fact. Most women and I will reiterate for you guys here, MOST women are not gonna be feeling you on it at all, so they will be pissed, berate you with questions and give you shit whenever you attend an establishment. This is why you should find out early on... [Read more]
The Vegas Losers Guide to Doing Strip Clubs Properly
13 Principles for having fun without the tricks! For this article I would like to thank the rest of the “Vegas Losers” for their invaluable input in writing this guide. Combined myself and the boys have over 40 years of Strip Club experience so do not fear we give advice from reality not theory. This guide is meant to be for the newcomers to the Strip Club experience, following our lead will allow you to have fun without being tricked out your check. Remember, it’s only dirty if you let your girlfriend talk you into... [Read more]
Dear Penthouse (Strip) Club – You Suck!
You know I held off on writing this because I thought it would make me look like the worst kind of Herb but I no longer care. Penthouse you were my last bastion of hope for the Strip Club. You allowed me to stare at a nice variety (Emphasis on this word) silicon breasts on birthdays, celebrations etc. while I dressed sharp, drank your wine and paid for you excellent cooking. BUT the last three visits have been – for lack of a better word – an abortion. The last time was so bad in fact that my friend burnt $40 getting us into... [Read more]
When you’re too grown for The Club
I cannot understand the lust for clubbing and the club life – that is, well I cannot understand the wont for this as a 30-something or worse yet a 40-something. I clubbed A LOT in my twenties, and I sometimes wonder if the possibility of being burnt out can explain my attitude but I can recall one day at 25 years old, I was in a club with friends, walking around drinking, hollering at random uninterested chicks and having an enlightenment of sorts. A kind of out-of-body experience where I looked around, put the mixed drink on the... [Read more]
Choosing a Strip Club – Class over Ass
You know that you’re a bourgeois bachelor when strip clubs are required to have a touch of class for you to attend them… or at least pretend to. When the booze and food must compliment and not be sacrificed by the twirling pretty on the stage. When it becomes all about entertaining friends over getting your rocks off on the bizarre ritual known as the “lap dance”. Well when you have experienced the world and you have learnt to sip your wine over lushing out and getting drunk every time, then the prospect of the... [Read more]
Online Dating Rocks – Don’t be Bitter
As you know, I am a big backer for online dating. In this cyber age of 9 to 5 jobs, side hustles and responsibilities, it gets tough for a single guy to break routine and go fishing for booty. And who do you have pushing you to date? Your married friends (who probably got hitched young thus having zero experience in the dating field), your hen pecking mom and probably a nosy co-worker or two. Maybe you just got lonely, you start realizing that you are constantly the 5th wheel when you hangout with friends and it begins to bother you. So... [Read more]
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