Do you know what I like about your body? Said the beauty that was in my midst one adventurous night? No, why don’t you tell me, I said. You are huggable, and meaty not hard like one of those douchebags (record skips). At that moment I had a Jay-Z moment: “Hold up ma I’m dropping you back off. Weightlifter tell the end tell a friend bish”. See she caught me during a bad patch, I was injured, hadn’t been to the gym in weeks and was looking bad. Were I in my normal routine it pains me to think that she would have written me off as a douchebag. This bothers me, why are weightlifters now classified as the same animal that lives on the Jersey Shore? Look I’ve seen the bags on that show and only one of those guys is jacked, how the hell is the weightlifting community represented by them all of… [Read more]

Girlfriend for a time, wifey for an hour, gold-digger for 5 minutes, whatever you want to call these beautiful nymphets of the night, the last thing you want to call them is genuine. The Stripper/John relationship is a game: you came to pay, she comes to dance for your pleasure and you go home to reality. Truth be told, not all men go home to masturbate or give their wives passionate sex after the strip club. Some guys go home, business as usual to fall asleep, play video games or play editor for their ezine (sigh). I write this article for a special set of guys however who leave the Club thinking that they have found true love. Though these men aren’t necessarily suckers, tricks, or losers; they misunderstand the stripper’s intentions and go home with the girl’s fake number, Facebook/Twitter account and dream of those perfect breasts being theirs sometime in the future. They… [Read more]

The real definition of The Grenade: A grenade is a female cock-blocker, plain and simple. Sure many guys will say that grenades are fat and ugly, but this is an unfair assumption that all bigger, unattractive women are evil, cock-blockers making sure that everyone is as miserable as they are. Not really fellas, a cute chick can be a grenade as fast as an ugly one can. While men shun cock-blockers like a disease, some women embrace their grenade friends as a means of defense against guys that try to talk to them when they are out and about. Grenades normally have a nasty attitude, and are not afraid to be rude to males that show interest in their girlfriends which leads the men to believe that the grenades are bitter, unattractive and beyond help. While this is the case in many situations, I have seen my share of attractive grenades who may or may… [Read more]

Do not write off the Club as a viable means of finding true love, the thing with it is you have to use common sense to discern a wolf from a potential mate. The purpose of the Club is to meet and greet the potential mate, not to pass judgment and size him/her up based on what he is doing there – that’s for later on. The Club is to dance with them, have fun with your friends and get the number for future courting if you find him/her attractive. For this latter reason, a visit to the Club can be invaluable, even better than online dating. You get to see that person up-close, you get to see their mannerisms, the way they move on the dance-floor (sex) and of course their habits in that paradise of vice. All 3 marriages that I know of which came from meeting in a Club are flourishing beautifully…… [Read more]

They go by buzzwords such as “grown folks night”, “an intelligent affair”, “bachelors degree or above” and other semi-elitist yet clever names. The flyers show Stock Photography of business people mixing it up at a bar, the women in dresses, the men business casual. What am I going on about? Well it’s the soirees made to bring College educated black professionals together for mixing, mingling, dating and I’m guessing “networking”. I am not sure why I have such distaste for these things, being that I am of their target audience, but when I see statements like “grown and sexy” I immediately lose interest. It’s the tone, and having owned a business and dealt with some of these so-called “hustlers” and “go-getters” who turned out to be broke, College educated, scam artists, I just don’t hold the degree element to any kind of standard outside of: okay so you went to college. Many college grads receive… [Read more]

Fellas when it comes to the Strip Clubs and Strippers in general you need to know early on in your relationship how you stand with your girlfriend/wife with the trust issue. Some women trust their man and know that he has morals and self control so no questions are needed after the fact. Most women and I will reiterate for you guys here, MOST women are not gonna be feeling you on it at all, so they will be pissed, berate you with questions and give you shit whenever you attend an establishment. This is why you should find out early on about her feelings on the Strip Club, her feelings on you going to the Strip Club and whether or not you can be honest, or if you’re better off telling her enough to keep her happy and out of your face. Women Don’t Want The Truth – Just Cause They Sell It Don’t… [Read more]

13 Principles for having fun without the tricks! For this article I would like to thank the rest of the “Vegas Losers” for their invaluable input in writing this guide. Combined myself and the boys have over 40 years of Strip Club experience so do not fear we give advice from reality not theory. This guide is meant to be for the newcomers to the Strip Club experience, following our lead will allow you to have fun without being tricked out your check. Remember, it’s only dirty if you let your girlfriend talk you into believing it is, but like everything else you must abide by the code. Don’t bring your debit card inside. Never go to a Strip Club drunk without supervision Get over yourself, strippers don’t find you sexy. It’s their job to flirt and make you feel good enough to buy a dance. Keep your ones in one pocket and your big… [Read more]

When I first wrote this article it was entitled “Dear Penthouse (Strip) Club – you suck!” but as you scan the commentary below you will see that I was invited to return by Daisy a dancer at the establishment. Needless to say after revisiting Penthouse and witnessing the change and return to normalcy, I will be returning again and again and it has been re-established as The Dragon’s preferred club for naked beauties and delicious food. When I entered the Penthouse, I noticed that there were more girls of diverse backgrounds, more open space and the food was great as normal. I dined with my fellows and paid attention to the names as I looked for “Daisy” since it was due to her that I returned to the Club that I had sworn to never return to after my awful experience not even a year ago. Expecting the skinny blonde stereotype, I was shocked to… [Read more]