When you’re too grown for The Club
I cannot understand the lust for clubbing and the club life – that is, well I cannot understand the wont for this as a 30-something or worse yet a 40-something. I clubbed A LOT in my twenties, and I sometimes wonder if the possibility of being burnt out can explain my attitude but I can recall one day at 25 years old, I was in a club with friends, walking around drinking, hollering at random uninterested chicks and having an enlightenment of sorts. A kind of out-of-body experience where I looked around, put the mixed drink on the... [Read more]
Choosing a Strip Club – Class over Ass
You know that you’re a bourgeois bachelor when strip clubs are required to have a touch of class for you to attend them… or at least pretend to. When the booze and food must compliment and not be sacrificed by the twirling pretty on the stage. When it becomes all about entertaining friends over getting your rocks off on the bizarre ritual known as the “lap dance”. Well when you have experienced the world and you have learnt to sip your wine over lushing out and getting drunk every time, then the prospect of the... [Read more]
Online Dating Rocks – Don’t be Bitter
As you know, I am a big backer for online dating. In this cyber age of 9 to 5 jobs, side hustles and responsibilities, it gets tough for a single guy to break routine and go fishing for booty. And who do you have pushing you to date? Your married friends (who probably got hitched young thus having zero experience in the dating field), your hen pecking mom and probably a nosy co-worker or two. Maybe you just got lonely, you start realizing that you are constantly the 5th wheel when you hangout with friends and it begins to bother you. So... [Read more]
Budweiser – Greetings – It’s What We Do
Though not a fan of beer (drinking it makes me worry that I’ll develop a cast-iron gut that protrudes beyond my chest). I am more a James Bond Martini man, call it a girly drink if you dare, I’ll turn around and call you a piss drinking savage. No, no, not the beer for this gent but as you know I do like a good commercial and whilst watching the recap of the Colts game a Budweiser commercial came on that made me smile. Budweiser -- Greetings -- It’s What We Do is from the same vein of “it’s a man thing”... [Read more]
20 ways to be on some Grown Man sh-t
Written by Ed The Sports Fan from his excellent sports blog edthesportsfan.com. This list of 20 things is only appropriate for the self respecting alpha male who finds the need to posture, pose and stunt a tad childish. Read on and enjoy, I know I did when I saw it reposted on AverageBro.com, it isn’t just funny, it should be common sense. So since Jay-Z came out with “Excuse Me Miss,” The term “Grown and Sexy” has been thrown around more than Karrine Stephens backstage at the BET awards. If you’re... [Read more]
Janet Landrum – Drunken MILF Gets 10th DUI
So Janet Landrum has a love for the sauce, yet she has managed to get away with 10 DUI charges, yes I said 10, without serving any time in a cell. The 42 yr old MILF was stopped early Saturday morning along with passenger Sammy Campbell who informed the cops that Landrum was tainted off some cranberry vodka... sorry it’s not funny but I chuckled a bit being that I just had some last friday. This claim came after Landrum admitted herself that she had two glasses of wine… sure Janet, after 11+ years of DUI’s I KNOW you... [Read more]
Boys’ night out my ass!
I recently had a conversation with a guy about one of my girls going to the strip club with her husband. His response was “wow…she’s a cool wife”, and then it occurred to me that not many women see the strip club as a place to bond with their man. They instead see it as a competition thing, like, “I’m not good enough so he’s going to the strip club to look at other women..sniff sniff..”. That’s a bullshhh way to look at it, because the bottom line is that a man will see, and probably even talk, to other women constantly... [Read more]
Club Guide – How to spot a One-Night Gal
You have friends who brag about it, you may have even stumbled into one yourself (but felt you were just the luckiest guy in the world) and you read those fantasy articles in magazines where people lie about having it. But how do you spot a chick willing to get down for the night and leave in the morning? Well according to the accounts of women who are into this, the writing will blatantly be on the walls. Keep in mind that the “signs” are not 100%, chances are you may run into an overly-friendly chick who is naturally that... [Read more]
Strippers aren’t Normal Girls
Got your attention didn’t I? Well they are normal girls… as in, outside of the club they eat food, have kids, boyfriends etc. and probably a mortgage. What I mean by the title is Strip Club workers aren’t Club chicks, you shouldn’t have the same expectations… This article stems from an adult life of visiting more than a fair share of strip clubs and taking along the clueless friend. The clueless friend will have delusions of grandeur when the girls come over and proposition him for a dance. This leads to misunderstanding,... [Read more]
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