When I first wrote this article it was entitled “Dear Penthouse (Strip) Club – you suck!” but as you scan the commentary below you will see that I was invited to return by Daisy a dancer at the establishment. Needless to say after revisiting Penthouse and witnessing the change and return to normalcy, I will be returning again and again and it has been re-established as The Dragon’s preferred club for naked beauties and delicious food. When I entered the Penthouse, I noticed that there were more girls of diverse backgrounds, more open space and the food was great as normal. I dined with my fellows and paid attention to the names as I looked for “Daisy” since it was due to her that I returned to the Club that I had sworn to never return to after my awful experience not even a year ago. Expecting the skinny blonde stereotype, I was shocked to… [Read more]

I cannot understand the lust for clubbing and the club life – that is, well I cannot understand the wont for this as a 30-something or worse yet a 40-something. I clubbed A LOT in my twenties, and I sometimes wonder if the possibility of being burnt out can explain my attitude but I can recall one day at 25 years old, I was in a club with friends, walking around drinking, hollering at random uninterested chicks and having an enlightenment of sorts. A kind of out-of-body experience where I looked around, put the mixed drink on the bar and uttered “what the hell am I doing here? This is lame”. Have you felt this way in the Club before? Or maybe it was somewhere else, like church, your girlfriend’s house or at a family member’s place who annoys the hell out of you. Normally that utterance is made because you feel that your time… [Read more]

You know that you’re a bourgeois bachelor when strip clubs are required to have a touch of class for you to attend them… or at least pretend to. When the booze and food must compliment and not be sacrificed by the twirling pretty on the stage. When it becomes all about entertaining friends over getting your rocks off on the bizarre ritual known as the “lap dance”. Well when you have experienced the world and you have learnt to sip your wine over lushing out and getting drunk every time, then the prospect of the nude seductress will have lost it’s power and you will be rational and coherent in your choices of establishments. Is it wrong that I have a stripper bank set to the side specifically for the club? Does this make me the worst kind of trick or am I just practical? I mean, myself and a few of my single friends,… [Read more]

I recently had a conversation with a guy about one of my girls going to the strip club with her husband. His response was “wow…she’s a cool wife”, and then it occurred to me that not many women see the strip club as a place to bond with their man.  They instead see it as a competition thing, like, “I’m not good enough so he’s going to the strip club to look at other women..sniff sniff..”.  That’s a bullshhh way to look at it, because the bottom line is that a man will see, and probably even talk, to other women constantly while you are not around, and not just in the strip club.  You have to know and accept the fact that some of these women are prettier than you, smarter than you, freakier than you, and more into getting your man into bed than you.  Which is why you need to keep it… [Read more]

You have friends who brag about it, you may have even stumbled into one yourself (but felt you were just the luckiest guy in the world) and you read those fantasy articles in magazines where people lie about having it. But how do you spot a chick willing to get down for the night and leave in the morning? Well according to the accounts of women who are into this, the writing will blatantly be on the walls. Keep in mind that the “signs” are not 100%, chances are you may run into an overly-friendly chick who is naturally that way and wrongly assume that she wants to play. Rest assured she will check you faster than a Pit Boss at a successful run at BlackJack so you may as well go trial and error until you can whore yourself out as planned (yes men can be whores too). As you enter the club/bar you… [Read more]

Got your attention didn’t I? Well they are normal girls… as in, outside of the club they eat food, have kids, boyfriends etc. and probably a mortgage. What I mean by the title is Strip Club workers aren’t Club chicks, you shouldn’t have the same expectations… This article stems from an adult life of visiting more than a fair share of strip clubs and taking along the clueless friend. The clueless friend will have delusions of grandeur when the girls come over and proposition him for a dance. This leads to misunderstanding, embarassment and the wont to snatch him by the ear and hip him to what its really all about. Have you had this experience? The buddy who vanishes for hours with a stripper… then comes out asking if you have an extra $100 (oh it gets better). Worse yet, have the stripper rush out to get a bouncer while you try to pay… [Read more]