Porn actress Katja Kassin was a hardcore worker and one of my favorite girls up until her retirement last year from the industry. On her MySpace blog she, like most women in adult films was bombarded with the “I would hit that” and the “you need to let me f-ck you” commentary on her pictures. Given that it takes a true loser to put himself out there like that on a public profile, it must have been some real dark creeps on there sending her emails behind the scenes. If you are a porn addict aficionado and wonder how you could get yourself laid by one of the “pros” Katja Kassin answers your question with this blog post from 2008. Seems like you would still have to put in work to score the panties from a porn actress the same way you would a regular girl. I guess if you want some quick, easy poon… [Read more]

“It was like napalm, sexual napalm” – John Mayer about sex with Jessica I am sure you have heard about, or read the allegedly racist comments John Mayer made in his interview with Playboy. While I do agree that the man has zero brains when it comes to foresight for backlash when you make dumb jokes to the press – calling him a racist is not going to be exact science, and it will be based on who you are talking to. I could care less what John Mayer thinks about black women or who he chooses to run up in when the groupies come flooding backstage for him. I’m not sure when being a sexualized object became a standard to aspire for (speaking to the women who are now pissed at him for dissing them) but the man apparently has a flavor – in a sense we all do, does that make him racial?… [Read more]

So Janet Landrum has a love for the sauce, yet she has managed to get away with 10 DUI charges, yes I said 10, without serving any time in a cell. The 42 yr old MILF was stopped early Saturday morning along with passenger Sammy Campbell who informed the cops that Landrum was tainted off some cranberry vodka… sorry it’s not funny but I chuckled a bit being that I just had some last friday. This claim came after Landrum admitted herself that she had two glasses of wine… sure Janet, after 11+ years of DUI’s I KNOW you have a higher tolerance than that, even if you’re a little woman who weighs only a buck and some change. I’m gonna assume that Janet put back a bottle and then some. Over the last 20 years Janet Landrum has been arrested all over the Dirty South for being hopped up on the sauce while driving…. [Read more]

They get fired! Now as a big watcher of Tru-TV (Probably my favorite channel next to History) I will admit that my “f— the police” attitude has sobered a bit due to the various shows. I mean seeing the other side of things when people are just blatant a-holes can give you empathy for the boys in blue, but I can’t co-sign on a gang beating. And lets be honest here, when you have 5 cops beating on one guy… regardless of what came before it, its some gangland sh-t. It sucks for all involved, the cops no doubt have families and within these bad economic times, losing a job is not fun. On the other end of the spectrum, when you have all that power and stand arguably above the law, you should not be limited to doing ignant mess like this. I thought these boys would have learnt by now that the camera is the people’s… [Read more]

1. Rush Exit Doors Nothing more typical than watching people stand up prematurely in the aisle of an aircraft that just landed. Its even better when there is a delay and you have to look at their ass for 30 minutes. Normally I wait for the people ahead of me to get their carry-ons and start moving before I do the same and exit the plane. The reason this activity is dumb is because of the obvious bottleneck, its the same when you have assigned seats to a show but you see 100 people killing each other to get in line to enter. 2. Cut you off in traffic then slow down a mile later. When I see this I want to ask the dumbass “what was your point?” I mean, if you are going to do 70mph to get in front only to drive at 45mph am I wrong for calling you an idiot?… [Read more]

I remember going back and forth on an argument with a friend about why you shouldn’t send food back at a restaurant. I mean hell, until they have droids doing the cooking and serving, you are at the mercy of human nature… and when human nature and anger comes into play, well you get boogers, cum, poop and dirt to deal with on your shrimp scampi. Today I stumbled upon this gem of a video on YouTUBE. It features Kristy Lynn Hammonds and her homosexual co-worker. Aside from goofing off at work and braggin about slacking off, they show us why pizza not only makes you fat but can make you sick too. (Since video below was pulled. You can watch it here. ) After the video was posted, within 2 hours Dominos canned the two assholes and issued a statement… but is that enough?  I mean these two crusaders have helped my cause by… [Read more]