Is there anything more pathetic than a guy who has to have the attention of every other dude in a gym? Anybody that has worked out for a considerable amount of time has experienced this phenomenon. First you have the juicers who try to actually strip down to workout… I guess they need to air out the pores or something I dunno. Then you have the guys who (typically aren’t that big) who want the entire gym to know what they’re doing. These guys are always talking to someone really loudly about their workout, cause you know the music is THAT loud, that they have to shout it out to the world. They slam the weights, scream out battlecries and stare at anyone who gives them the time of day. Mr. Loud Weightlifter Guy we hate you. We really do and before you start imagining me as some mouth breathing nerd-rager, I should clarify that… [Read more]

I will preface this by saying that voting is important (if you truly believe in it) and our system of Democracy is one that has been built through much blood, sweat and tears throughout history. So I do not mean to cast a shadow on our political system. No just the assholes who aren’t running for office but will not shut up about it even after elections are finished. We all have “that friend”, you know the guy… yes him, the one who you want to punch in the mouth as soon as he starts his tirade about an elected official. Political Blowhard Guy can be found on your MySpace, Twitter or Facebook friends list. If you are like me you probably have his comments hidden or have kicked him from the friends list already. Get two of these guys together and you have an instant party… no pun intended. Is there anything more tired… [Read more]