Jun 25
priscilla-dang

There’s nothing like a pair of douchebag soon-to-be rapists getting their asses kicked by a seasoned martial artist hidden in the body of a tiny Asian woman. Priscilla Dang was out for a jog in Vancouver Washington when two teens – one 18 the other 16, decided to have a little fun with her. One of the boys blocked her path with his bike while the other made to grab her from behind. Little did they know, they chose a tigress to jump instead of the helpless kitten that they expected. Priscilla is a trained martial artist having practiced Kung Fu since the tender age of 5 (that’s 18 years of training). These boys had no clue that they were about to get “dealt with” by Priscilla’s deadly combos. “I think they knew they messed with the wrong girl,” Grabbing one of the boys she told him “you need to apologize” but he decided to… [Read more]

Jul 11
Charlie's Angels coming to ABC

If you’re a man that loves women and you have a pulse, you need to go ahead and set your calendar for September 22nd. Why? Well it’s when all sorts of hawte will be on ABC shooting up the screen and fogging up your glasses. No this isn’t a bait and switch but being that it’s ABC we had better show up en masse to make sure that this show stays on the air or it won’t see 5 episodes, trust me! What show? Charlie’s Angels, thats what show – this time a little less 70′s era Lily white with the inclusion of the beautiful Annie Ilonzeh as Kate. That’s if you like sweet milk chocolate, for the boys craving some bright-haired Aussie sunshine you can check out Rachael Taylor as Abby Sampson (she played the hot blonde nerd on Transformers 2), and for the rest of you that don’t fear Derek Jeter’s killer swing,… [Read more]

Aug 26
The delicious Jolie Berry, a fruit that every man wants... well this man wants.

Okay look, Die Another Day left much to be desired in a Bond movie. I mean it had the debonair Piers Brosnan as 007, token black (kiss my ass colorists) Bond girl hawte Halle Berry and one epically cheesy Ice Palace that turned the first decent half into a laughable kickback to the Roger Moore smear on the series. It left fans with a bad taste in their mouth for James Bond but I remember the buzz about Halle who kicked ass as the sexy Jinx. The beauty went on to star in a movie called Cat Woman which featured a badly animated version of the villainess doing Capoeira in a designer cat suit. This abortion for lack of a better word made Batman nerds very angry. And let’s not forget that she was miscast as the African bombshell Storm in the X-Men trilogy which made nerds wince even more than Cat Woman did. Halle… [Read more]

Jul 07
The Hall loves Gina Carano

“I fight guys in the gym, so I know what it’s like to get hit hard. I don’t back down” – Gina Carano Muay Thai boxer turned MMA fighter Gina Carano is a double threat looker from Dallas County, Texas. With a record of 12 victories, 1 loss and 1 tie in Muay Thai, Carano moved on to doing Mixed Martial Arts and now reigns as the undefeated queen of fighting. If you haven’t heard of her, chances are you have either seen her in MAXIM or watched her kick another woman’s ass in EliteXC. Gina is a double threat because she has the swagger and power of a world-class fighter and the looks of a cover-girl. Having always been in athletics, Gina played basketball, volleyball and softball in high school. One thing I admire about Gina (as one of her fanbois obviously) is her work ethic and dedication to the sport. She stays in… [Read more]

Feb 17
rothrock

You younglings out there may not know her at all but during the 80′s when Kung Fu was still popular and there was no such thing as “Mixed Martial Arts” there was an explosion of talent on the big screen by many Martial Arts stars. Most of these ass kickers were male but one name that sticks out… at least to this guy is a female ball of fire, known as Cynthia Rothrock. Watching the video below tells me her influence was probably felt in the development of  ”Sonja Blade” from Mortal Kombat fame… though I think Cynthia would “walk the dog” with Sonja in a kumite. Actually many of our older fighting games have a little “Cynthia” in them when it comes to female fighting. Ya you too Nina Williams from Tekken… though she has the La Femme Nikita thing going on too… but i’m losing my train of thought here. Cynthia’s American movies had the same level… [Read more]