Oct 24

One night I was with this beauty on our 4th session of the horizontal mambo and things were really beginning to heat up. It was college, we were horny & experimental (isn’t that what college is all about) and I wanted to show her my talents. Going at it the way an 18 yr old with an agenda does, this girl raises up out of her cowgirl and straight hit me with a stream of golden you-know-what. Pause! The hell just happened? It happened so quick that I didn’t know what to do… should I channel my inner Mr. Marcus and continue to beat the dust off of “that thing” or do I go Bugsy Siegel and throw her off of me like “what’s the matter with you!?” I won’t say which way I went with that one but the two extremes I considered are… [Read more]

Oct 11

Nothing strokes a culture of mediocrity like Social Networking, I mean it is absolutely scary the way it works. Being a part of a Social Network is like being in a population of people forced to share one giant apartment complex on an island. See within that analogy you will have some people that want to know and get along with everyone (because this makes them “popular”), some who want to become famous and others who hide out in their rooms listening silently to the chatter going on outside. On Facebook – the king of all Social Networks I have found that the only people that cherish the space are those who can play the game, or those who are somewhat delusional about their importance. Playing the game If you were to take the time to examine your massive friends list of ex-classmates, ex-lovers, people… [Read more]

Oct 04

The real world is rather entertaining these days. No… not the television series (although I’m sure some of you would say that is too). The actual world that we live in. And while I could easily run off examples of diseases, famine, violence, natural disaster, and other bizarre worldly acts, I shall address something far simpler. The world, those things and people,  that each of us experience every day. Yeah those you come across from the time your alarm jolts you out of sleep and pisses you off until you succumb to weariness and close your eyes. All that stuff that you encounter in between – real world. But just how real is it? Remember that time when everything we saw on TV and heard on radio was scripted? More importantly we KNEW it was scripted. In those days (insert flashback sequence), conformity was normal…. [Read more]

Aug 10

It was a saturday afternoon when I went to go meet a cute chick in town for our 2nd date after chasing her down for a week (she had it going on so I was intent on closing the deal). On my way to the spot I called her and received no answer, I thought “okay, I just spoke with her 20 minutes ago so obviously she’s in her car, I’ll text her when I get there”. Arriving at the place some 15 minutes later, I was 5 minutes early for our date so I sat, chilled for a bit and got some water. 15 minutes later after texting her and getting no response, I figured that I was stood up so I chalked it up to the game, waited another 10 minutes and then ordered lunch. Not 3 minutes after ordering my lunch, in… [Read more]

Jul 28

There are always people at work who you have to deal with on a daily basis and simply loathe the time spent with them. Because it’s your work place, you must keep the peace and act as if they matter until they are out of your space.  Here’s my list of the top ten annoying co-workers. Dog Talk Hear this dog lovers – not everyone cares about your dogs and the cute way he jumps in the pool with you when you are trying to relax. Truth be told, I think it’s kind of gross to be in any body of water with an animal (or the bed for that matter). Unless the person on the other side of the conversation is a known dog lover as well, keep your dog comments to yourself. Business meets Personal When you are at work, that’s the only… [Read more]

Jul 25

I may be at risk at sounding like a disgusting White Knight on this article but trust me I’m no White Knight. Quite the opposite actually, I’m like that rebellious, badass, Black Knight who blocked Arthur’s passage in order to see if anybody was worthy of a good fight. See when I see hive mind on something, my natural thought process is to ask questions and fight back against it. If we are going to have a nice utopia, then wouldn’t it be nice if everyone played by the rules? Recently I did a vote on one of my favorite game series Mass Effect to see which model would represent the protagonist in their alternate cover. Upon observing the results I noticed that the Blonde model had over 13,000 votes whereas all the others: Brunette, Asian, Middle Eastern and Black were at about 1,500 or… [Read more]

Jul 08

Most of us are reactionary; few of us are proactive, analytic individuals. Actually being proactive means being regarded as weird, a workaholic, a nerd, a woman that takes life too seriously, etc. etc. Proactive people plot a path for their life; reactive people take things as they come. For all the excitement that comes with this dynamic, reactionary life, when it comes to business it does not bide well for anyone involved with the reactionary person. Reactionary, every day people do not make good managers, bosses or owners. Reactionary people hound their proactive bosses for a 3% raise every year after reacting to the reality that a year has passed. Reactionary people get upset when they read someone else’s salary that trumps theirs instead of making moves to get to that level. Reactionary people… react, they don’t act. The media strives off of reactionary people,… [Read more]

Jun 30

A man’s perception of the dating game is this: Any woman can walk outside, trip, fall and land on a penis (slang translation: there are so many men desperate for women that no effort is needed by a woman to get a man). While this is crass, It does truthfully reveal how we think when it comes to women and dating. Part of the reason is because we see so many desperate “good” men settling on low value women. We’ve also seen women turn down men in our lives (that we know are good men) then complain about a lack of good men to date.   The problem with our assuming that women can have whatever they want is that it is a male’s perspective. Women in reality tend to be picky about their mates while men are quantity over quality. Give a woman a hundred guys and she will turn… [Read more]