It’s bad enough that in the age of Twitter a celebrity’s name can be smeared and damaged uncontested through 140 characters by losers worldwide but nothing beats another celebrity crapping on a legend’s name all for the sake of pimping her new movie. Today’s inmate is none other than Rashida Jones – that cute girl who blew your mind when you found out that she was the daughter of the legendary Quincy Jones. Crime: Calling out John Travolta publicly In an interview with SpinningPlatters Jones in a spazztic need to show how much she supports homosexuals like Frank Ocean coming out of the closet – decided to add further crap to John Travolta’s name by suggesting that he too is secretly gay. Rashida Jones along with ex-lover friend and “Celeste And Jesse Forever” co-writer Will McCormack issued the roast of Travolta’s name via the following: McCormack: There needs to be, like, a professional athlete that… [Read more]

I do realize that Wiz Khalifa represents something that men my age and older absolutely hate. He represents a younger generation of what I called “sub-men” because a lot of these rules, codes and practices that we were raised under fell off somewhere after Generation Z leaving us with walking disappointments all over the place. Recently we committed Kanye West to The Basement due to his infraction of “fighting over a bird” especially since the bird in question is one Amber Rose whose fame, like Kim Kardashian before her, was afforded from her ability to lay on her back for a real celebrity and broadcast it. I can understand that Khalifa, like the Snoop Dogg of yester-year is a floating weed zombie, seldom sober and cruising through on the success rainbow, enjoying life. But for everything you say about Snoop, you could never accuse him of being a Sucker For Love. Crime: Self-Imposed Castration I… [Read more]

Many of us have defended Kanye West’s sporadic actions for various reasons. We’ve put it on him being an emotional artist, we’ve put it on his mother’s death, we’ve put it on the right of a celebrity to be a diva. But if there’s one thing that I cannot stomach it’s when men fight over a woman that no longer “belongs” to them. Granted Mr. West does the same cycle yearly of random asshole shit followed by an amazing album that makes us rethink our annoyance with him but enough is enough. As a Kanye apologist I’m beginning to look like a fool. Crime: Fighting over an Ex Kanye is guilty of being a child that is badly in need of some deep therapy and a good old fashioned ass whipping. Come on people we all know his track record but the recent story of him picking a fight with Wiz Khalifa at a concert… [Read more]

Fellas, if you have a beautiful wife with twins – you may not want to be sneaking off into dorm rooms to dip your chips in some sour cream from next door… you get me? In June 2010, the New York Post reported that ex-Giants Running Back Tiki Barber (the dude with the 5-mile grin) was out of money and unable to pay his divorce settlement with his ex- wife. Now we learn that Tiki Barber will be returning to the NFL in order to cash in on a much-needed payday after going insane and letting his dick take over for his brain (was the booty THAT good Tiki?) I am not sure how well this will work out for Tiki as fans have booed him recently after he made some remarks about the Giants organization and Eli Manning. Tiki has a big mouth, and he apparently is a hardcore victim of “black man’s kryptonite”… [Read more]

Okay where do I begin… sigh, if I can just stop laughing for a few seconds I can take this inmate in and lock his ass up for awhile. Hammer! What are you doing man? I thought you were out of the game making back your money on some real square deals, now I see you are taking the Christian rapper route to fame by dissing bosses. Crime: Making A Jay-Z Diss Music Video Alright, lets list all the things wrong with this new music video by MC Hammer: Fake business meeting to fool us viewers that he is such a mogul (FAIL), okay he’s jiggin (FAIL), he has a douchebaggy tee on (FAIL), he looks like your buddy’s embarrasing daddy trying to stay cool (FAIL) and It’s MC Hammer! You remember… parachute pants, the typewriter, Mr. Too Legit to Quit. Ya… Look Hammer I know you’re a Christian rapper, and we all know that… [Read more]

University of Miami Quarterback Jacory Harris (who is black) recently received a racially insensitive Tweet to his Twitter account after the Hurricanes lost a tough game to The Ohio State Buckeyes.  Harris threw four interceptions in the game, but three of them can be easily credited to mistakes by his receivers.  The racially offensive Tweeter was unknown until recently when several Hurricanes fans found his twitter account http://www.twitter.com/motown305 and his name Douglas Diaz. When looking at Mr. Diaz’s Twitter account you can see that this is a person who is really dumb. If you look through his tweets he starts out before the game Tweeeting support for the same quarterback he offended,. “@JacoryHarris12 i just heard todd mcshay. Say that u dnt got no pocket presence….. Child please.” “@JacoryHarris12 Aye yall go out to columbus and make them see that aint no horse shoe. Thats a U!!!!” Then after the game apparently he completely removed… [Read more]

Crime: Being an Angry White Male Stereotype I don’t know what could be more disappointing than a man’s man turning Neanderthal to the public and hurting my progress in this attempt to show that a man can be respectful and macho all the same. In the last few years Mel Gibson has revealed that he is in fact not a Road Warrior, not a Braveheart and not a Gentleman. No he’s a drunk, a once closeted racist (thanks for coming out Mel) and a disgrace to the man race. [Mel’s racially angry rant can be seen here for those of you who aren’t up to speed] Take a seat Mel as today you will be our first ever “lifer” in the basement. We have secured a nice cozy room off in the corner for you, your bed will have all the bright white sheets you will ever need, all the crosses you will ever burn… [Read more]

Let us welcome Steve into the basement as our first guest. My man may as well make himself comfortable too because as long as that accursed book of his keeps selling and he keeps making “appearances” he will stay void of his man card and locked away in The Basement. Crime: Starting A Black Gender War Steve’s book was the catapult that fired the first boulder in the ongoing war of the black sexes in 2010. Egging on conversation about the single, bitchy career woman and the worthless, near extinct black male, “Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man” has become the de Facto rulebook for women who wish to throw assumptions at men as to what our role is. Gems such as: “Once we’ve claimed you, and you’ve returned the honor, we’re going to start bringing home the bacon. Simply put, a man who loves you will bring that money home to make… [Read more]