“A man can be an artist… in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasy’s art is death. He’s about to paint his masterpiece.” – Rayburn, Man on Fire It’s peculiar how we can fear death yet applaud it’s dealers so heavily in movies, books and videogames. Think about it, the crowd cheers in The Expendables when Terry Crews comes marching down a hallway offloading an Atchisson Assault Shotgun into a crowd of invaders leaving a road of death in his wake. The crowd also roared when little Chloe Moretz as Hit Girl was cutting up adults as if they were paper mache in Kick-Ass. Fact of the matter is that we love our fictional, professional killers. So who are they and who did we decide to list? Well we sorted through the hundreds from cinema to pick out the people who dealt death as their duty, as opposed to… [Read more]

For as many movies that I watch, the hardest genre for me to take seriously is the Romantic Comedy. Mix one part Jennifer Anniston, add a dash of Hugh Grant with a sprinkling of Katherine Heigl (the bootleg Anniston) and you have one big ball of sappy, predictable nonsense that is only separated by the unique title. So what’s a man to do when his lady only chooses to watch this nonsense? Well you get yourself a solid list of tolerable movies and let her have a night where you can suggest one that you would actually sit through. Trust me Titanic and The Notebook are not on my list as both made me roll my eyes so hard that I had a massive headache by the time they ended. If you really have to see a chick-flick, the following is a list of good ones that truly don’t suck. The following descriptions are taken… [Read more]

Halloween is coming and while the kids are out getting scary, the adults could use the excuse to get extra… sexy. Halloween parties are all the rage and whle alcohol makes any outfit on a woman look sexy, there are still those times when you can look back and remember that one hot chick at the party. When I asked the fellas what outfits they found sexy I was able to compile a list of 10. Ladies if you are in need of an idea of what to dress as to make the boys go crazy, take a gander at our top 10 sexy Halloween outfits for women.

Every man dreams of a ride-or-die chick, she is a hard find in today’s society but some men luck out and find her. The ride-or-die chick is the woman who is there for you irregardless of your situation. Life may come at you hard but you can rely on your girl to be there with you through it all, no matter the crime, disease, or atrocity. Many women on our favorite television shows and movies have exemplified the ride-or-die mentality and have gone too long without being heralded for it. The following list is of 10 Ride-or-Die women from movies and television:

Hate it or love it your IT personnel is a necessary evil, think about it – do you want to be the one tackling viruses, installing operating systems and explaining spy-ware to the “ignorant, won’t learn anything else before he dies” doctor on the 5th floor? No you don’t, you want those odd guys with the horrendous laughs and highwater pants to do it… you know the ones who stare at your female co-worker without realizing they’re staring. Well if you want to get to know them better you should know the top 10 things that they love, here is a list of the IT guy’s weaknesses (done in jest of course being an IT person myself): So if you want to engage your IT Professional with some conversation then bring up how hot you think Kelly Hu is or T’Pol from that awful show Enterprise… stress that you loved the idea of Enterprise but the execution… [Read more]

Don’t you hate it when you see a trailer for a movie where they blatantly showcase a hawte and upon seeing the movie you get maybe 2 minutes worth of her? Yes! It’s the old bait-n-switch but applied in one of the meanest ways ever. Well, having gone to the movies quite a bit in my lifetime, I tend to remember these beauties that were given the shaft (heh) and came up with a top 10 list of the ones that I wished had more camera time. If you can remember any let us know in the comments and we will add them in this honorable mention below.

If there’s one thing I can say about hip-hop it’s that fashion is so fluid that in the span of five years one person dressing a certain way versus another would almost contrast in style. This is why in this top 10 list we chose rappers that have transcended the fads and always look like a million bucks whenever you see them. While most tend to look like idiots when they try to dress up like the Italian gangsters from movies that they love so much, some guys have a fashion sense and look the part whenever you see them. This list was compiled based on the degree of clean and also the amount of times these men have had a bad day. You will find that the top three or so always look good whenever you see them while the ones towards the end are a bit hit or miss. Of course the list… [Read more]

Are you a fan of horror, gore, the macabre, or… breasts? Then the Hall of The Black Dragon has the recipe for your horror needs. Michael Kraus is a writer, Director and lover of movies, especially those of the horror genre. As we bring about our own blend of Top 10 lists, we couldn’t think of a better expert to present The Sexiest Horror Movies than he. Check out Mike’s work over at Project Zee and we hope that this list will wet your taste buds to upgrade that Netflix queue with movies that you may have skimmed over. Warning: Some of the graphics and movies within this list will offend certain readers and we caution that while it is not our intent, skim through them at your own risk. The list includes scantily clad women, Nazi’s, blood and guts.