Ever met a woman who completely put you off your game despite your own personal reservations? Of course you have, and though it may be something unique to your life experience that she has to make you go so weak, it’s still a magic that you can’t describe. Certain types of women have this sort of thing going on and many of us men can agree that it is unsettling. Women’s magazines have written since forever about men that they can’t resist so we know who they are and many of you are even pretending to be them. We thought it would be a great idea to give our take on the other side. The women who we fantasize about, think about at the risk of our own relationships, and list off as our “ideal” whenever we are asked. 1. The Forever Young Cougar – Great botox, a membership to a gym and years of… [Read more]
What you don’t watch adult movies? Well I feel sorry for you because you are missing out on all sorts of useful information that can only be taught through the POV lens of a dirty camera. No worries my prudish friends as we have a list of 10 things that you would have learned had you been tuning in: If you go over to a friend’s house and his mom is home alone she will 100% seduce you. When you make bad grades in class the teacher will stay after to allow you to make up for it. In the Czech Republic every woman on the street is open to suggestions for the right price. How to properly use a pool table. Nurses go above and beyond the call of duty to make their patients happy. Cream Pies are not the sweet desserts we thought they were… If a woman reaches into your pants she… [Read more]
“A man can be an artist… in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasy’s art is death. He’s about to paint his masterpiece.” – Rayburn, Man on Fire It’s peculiar how we can fear death yet applaud it’s dealers so heavily in movies, books and videogames. Think about it, the crowd cheers in The Expendables when Terry Crews comes marching down a hallway offloading an Atchisson Assault Shotgun into a crowd of invaders leaving a road of death in his wake. The crowd also roared when little Chloe Moretz as Hit Girl was cutting up adults as if they were paper mache in Kick-Ass. Fact of the matter is that we love our fictional, professional killers. So who are they and who did we decide to list? Well we sorted through the hundreds from cinema to pick out the people who dealt death as their duty, as opposed to… [Read more]
For as many movies that I watch, the hardest genre for me to take seriously is the Romantic Comedy. Mix one part Jennifer Anniston, add a dash of Hugh Grant with a sprinkling of Katherine Heigl (the bootleg Anniston) and you have one big ball of sappy, predictable nonsense that is only separated by the unique title. So what’s a man to do when his lady only chooses to watch this nonsense? Well you get yourself a solid list of tolerable movies and let her have a night where you can suggest one that you would actually sit through. Trust me Titanic and The Notebook are not on my list as both made me roll my eyes so hard that I had a massive headache by the time they ended. If you really have to see a chick-flick, the following is a list of good ones that truly don’t suck. The following descriptions are taken… [Read more]
Halloween is coming and while the kids are out getting scary, the adults could use the excuse to get extra… sexy. Halloween parties are all the rage and whle alcohol makes any outfit on a woman look sexy, there are still those times when you can look back and remember that one hot chick at the party. When I asked the fellas what outfits they found sexy I was able to compile a list of 10. Ladies if you are in need of an idea of what to dress as to make the boys go crazy, take a gander at our top 10 sexy Halloween outfits for women.
Every man dreams of a ride-or-die chick, she is a hard find in today’s society but some men luck out and find her. The ride-or-die chick is the woman who is there for you irregardless of your situation. Life may come at you hard but you can rely on your girl to be there with you through it all, no matter the crime, disease, or atrocity. Many women on our favorite television shows and movies have exemplified the ride-or-die mentality and have gone too long without being heralded for it. The following list is of 10 Ride-or-Die women from movies and television:
Hate it or love it your IT personnel is a necessary evil, think about it – do you want to be the one tackling viruses, installing operating systems and explaining spy-ware to the “ignorant, won’t learn anything else before he dies” doctor on the 5th floor? No you don’t, you want those odd guys with the horrendous laughs and highwater pants to do it… you know the ones who stare at your female co-worker without realizing they’re staring. Well if you want to get to know them better you should know the top 10 things that they love, here is a list of the IT guy’s weaknesses (done in jest of course being an IT person myself): So if you want to engage your IT Professional with some conversation then bring up how hot you think Kelly Hu is or T’Pol from that awful show Enterprise… stress that you loved the idea of Enterprise but the execution… [Read more]
Don’t you hate it when you see a trailer for a movie where they blatantly showcase a hawte and upon seeing the movie you get maybe 2 minutes worth of her? Yes! It’s the old bait-n-switch but applied in one of the meanest ways ever. Well, having gone to the movies quite a bit in my lifetime, I tend to remember these beauties that were given the shaft (heh) and came up with a top 10 list of the ones that I wished had more camera time. If you can remember any let us know in the comments and we will add them in this honorable mention below.