Dec 05
girlfriends

Friends are the select group of people that you choose to have in your life. Often time your friends are the ones you call with a crisis… even before family. Not to be confused with associates, which are those people you hang out with in good times but in bad are missing in action. Friends are few and far between and when you find real ones you’ll know. So what I can’t understand is why people put their friends (and sometimes family) on the back burner until they are in need. Your girl breaks up with her man and now she’s creating a puddle on your sleeve. Meanwhile this is the same girl that you haven’t seen in months. This happens way too often among women. They get in relationships and that is all that matters… That is until something is wrong in the relationship. But I… [Read more]

Nov 16
happy couple

The following list is a culmination of odd little trifles that women as a whole tend to love when their men do them. This does not mean that any and all of this list will work on your current woman,  but I guarantee you that at least 3 of them will make you a better boyfriend/husband for doing it in her mind. Don’t try to make too much sense of this list, women always say that it’s the little things that count… and then we get confused. Well gentlemen, here they are… those little things that she talks about. Touching the hair – Most women love it, some women hate it – you have to gauge which one you’re working with. To be brutally honest this one seems to be very popular with non-black women (not all) so guys, take caution with trying this. Neck… [Read more]

Nov 14
bad date

Welcome in my knee-jerk, ready to war, expecting to hear the same old bull readers. The title you just read is a variation of an article I just read:  How My Life Regained Harmony After I stopped Dating American Women where the author, Maverick explains why his experience with the dating games, demands, and power jousting by American women led him to try his hand overseas and it opened him up to a bevy of beautiful, easy-going women. Maverick speaks on the same dating game that we discuss here on The Hall, but instead of looking for strategy in how to talk to unnecessarily challenging women, he switched the game and went overseas – where according to his account the need for game is pretty much nonexistent. Sounds absolutely wonderful right? Here are a few of the highlights: My last encounter with an American woman was such a soul-crushing and thought-provoking event… [Read more]

Oct 22
halle berry

Lady Dragon Halle Berry is a very likable, pretty, and pragmatic woman when interviewed. In magazine spreads and in front of the rolling cameras she is goddess-level bad! But recently when I see her name on places all over the internet it is likely to be accompanied by the word crazy. Halle’s life has been an open book to the world for a long time. She has somehow become the face of the beautiful but crazy stereotype due to her failed relationships and that one incident where she hit someone with her car and kept driving (tsk-tsk-tsk). Halle is a realistic woman when asked about all of this in interviews and she knows very well how she’s perceived and sees her man issues as a lack of good judgment on her part when it comes to mates. Halle on her bad choices in men: “My… [Read more]

Oct 18
woman taping mans mouth

I know the title is rude but I got your attention didn’t I? One of the many unspoken issues in relationships is the issue of weight and change once the honeymoon period is over and a man and woman are finally being themselves. I was raised in a household of immense honesty, so when I was looking bad you better believe I heard about it. My family doesn’t hold anything back that way and we have always chosen fitness first due to my mother’s Diet Nazi routine as kids. This being said, growing into a man and dealing with women and their weight issues, I have had to learn to bite my tongue instead of being the way I am with my family. In a relationship, when it comes to a chick going from 105lbs to 145lbs as soon as she got comfortable –  a… [Read more]

Oct 17
Ice and Coco T

Awhile back I did an article on men getting penile implants for the sake of feeling “manly” around other men rather than for sexual prowess as they would like us to believe. As with many other insecurities that are 100% on a personal level there is always a tendency to place blame on the opposite sex whenever we are the ones who truly dislike ourselves. On a personal level I have dated 2 very different women, one was top heavy (big breasts) with gams that were envied by most onlooking women–but her butt was small, and another had a donk (plump booty) but her breasts were at most a B-cup. Would you believe that both of these women would complain on a constant basis for lack of having a big ass or breasts? In my man’s mind I wondered at their complaints because to me… [Read more]

Oct 12
I absolutely HATE when people ask me "Why don’t you want any kids?"

I recently spoke with a good friend that I have been out of contact with for some time. In the first few conversations I was asked the question that irks me beyond words. “Why don’t you want any kids?” I absolutely HATE when people ask me this question because it implies that I should have kids. And Why? Why is it that only women get asked these dumb ass questions? I don’t hear of people asking men about children. Is that what women my age are supposed do? Is it because traditionally women should be the ones crazy about children? Because all humans (specifically women) need to reproduce? Well screw all that!!! I live for me and beyond other people’s expectations. Why couldn’t she have asked me about school or work? Or how about my life goals or hell ask me about my health. But… [Read more]

Oct 08
salma hayek breasts

Women may find this funny, interesting, pathetic, or just plain crazy but many men, myself included, have found ourselves at a loss in determining whether a woman’s breasts are real or not. Whether this is important is another conversation but the fact that we get confused when it should be apparent strikes me as a problem. I am not talking about the lovely A and B cup ladies of the world (even though an enhanced B is just as well hidden as a larger size) but in today’s American society, I believe that many men think that breasts are supposed to sit on a woman’s chest the way they do with a push-up bra, or with an enhancement. This realization dawned on me after reading a post on actress Tracee Ellis Ross’s new site and thinking back on friends who have complained about a woman’s… [Read more]