Parents, especially you white American parents who haven’t bothered to spend 3 seconds on teaching your children racial tolerance before they become teenagers – do yourself a favor and destroy their web-cams! YouTUBE, Facebook and chain emails are all public forums in which young people stupidly post rants and embarassing shit that will affect their professional life and beyond. Consider our new entry – one Alexandra Wallace, who exhibits a list of characteristics that race bloggers have been discussing for nearly 10 years now.
UCLA Student Alexandra Wallace’s Rant:
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Alexandra’s Rant exhibits:
- The expected thought process of a privileged, blonde, attractive, young girl. Look don’t be mad at me for posting it, but the fact of the matter is, if you look like this there is a solid stigma by people of color that your privileged ass is harboring racist opinions and thinking them innocent. Squeeze a hot blonde tight enough and she may just scream out some sort of racial slur, of course I’m joking but you don’t get any breaks when you fit the look and say the things that people assume you will. Alexandra isn’t surprising anyone.
- Typical American stereotype. Again she isn’t surprising anyone outside of our shores as she fits every part of the thought process. Privileged (saying “our schools”), her hair is yellow, she’s making ching chung noises to mock a language that isn’t english and she doesn’t sound smart.
- A flashback to “Yellow Peril” aka OMG the Asians are taking over!
- More Tsunami jokes – nothing like a lack of sympathy for people you hate huh Alexandra?
The video has gone viral, hell it’s only getting crazier, and Alexandra will have to hide her face for all of 2 months till the internet forgets her when the next “racist” posts some garbage and gets aired out. But she’ll be forgiven, just like every other person who exercises their “freedom of speech” to not only other, but burn a set of people who aren’t white American. I doubt that the University will punish her, hell a buddy of mine just ignored the stuff coming out of her mouth just to comment that he’d like to put something in her mouth… I’m just saying, pretty blonde privilege is a motherfucker.
I’m not sure what Alexandra’s major is but she’s been receiving death threats so she may not even need to work when she rides the talk show circuit to apologize for her rant. Don’t worry Alexandra, there’s a pot of gold at the end of your anti-Asian rainbow. Just keep your hair bright, bat your pretty eyes and don’t act too smart and horny men all over, will forgive you.
Seriously people, just say no to YouTUBE. I think Cadillac Collins said it best: “man the internet gives people so many chances to ruin their life”. Quote of the day Cadillac, quote of the day.See some words or phrases that you don't understand? Check out The Dragon's Lexicon.