I am as huge fanboi of Giada’s as any warm blooded male is, but… I am finding it difficult to pay attention to what is being made. The cynic in me knows that this ploy by The Food Network is intentional, but does that not take away from her craft? The clothes she wears are sometimes… revealing (I would never suggest that they should dress her like a nun) but it isn’t enough that she is a strikingly beautiful woman, she is built like a brickhouse (for you non-cool folks, it means that she is sexy as all hell). There have been more than a few haters to complain about her bosom (mostly housewives with no figure) so her wardrobe has been changed… it didn’t help. Being a foody wannabe chef myself, I typically watch TFN to get quick tips on meals, learn a bit more about the culture of certain dishes and well now I guess… [Read more]

Let’s be honest, the ritual of the New Year’s resolution is one of lies, deciept and all around bullsh-t. We do it so that we can tell people in hopes of getting their acknowledgement at the idea of you bettering yourself. Innately we are all selfish creatures so we don’t care what everyone’s New Year’s resolution is, we just want to proclaim ours.  If I am sick of hearing people lying about losing weight or making money, I know you all are too, so why join in on this madness? For this reason I have stopped making them. The most popular resolution of all is the “getting in shape” cliche. Oh boy. Here’s the thing… and you have heard it a million times and shrugged it off. 8 minute abs don’t work, buying a treadmill to have it collect dust in your basement does not work, and paying a guy $60 a month to train you… [Read more]

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 Where do they come up with this stuff, it’s always catchy, funny as hell and well shot (no pun intended). First was the Dick in a Box music video and now we get the memfastic Jizz in My Pants. By now whatever message board, online chat, or video game that you post your comments to has probably graced you with the “That was so funny that I Jizzed in my pants” rhetoric but if you were clueless as to why, this video is the answer. I’m not sure which one is my favorite anymore… the Natalie Portman gangsta rap was king before this video, now I have doubts having watched this thing no less than 20 times. It’s just the facial expressions and Timberlake looking disappointed at the “we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3″ line… Plus Jamie-Lynn Sigler is in this one, looking cute as ever. Anyway, it’s just funny as… [Read more]

So before I start let me get the boring cliché remarks and thoughts that you people will spout out prior to even linking to the main article. The introverted nerdy ones of you will think to yourself “cool, I hope this gets sophisticated enough that I can have my own slavegirl modelled after Kristen Bell to play with.” The wannabe tough guy poser types will say “lol look the nerd had to make a girlfriend! I trip over ass everytime I leave my house, what’s his deal?” and a few of you standard model humans will say “WTF?”  Anyway, Japanese inventor Le Trung has created a young woman who does math and exhibits artificial intelligence. Along with math, Le also says she can be tweaked to have orgasms and respond to your nerdy thrusts the way a real woman might… more on that later. With the sophisticated knowledge needed to create a real femme bot… [Read more]