Jul 29

Dear Dragon, I was at a bar with a buddy of mine and as we were leaving a group of gals cat-called him over to them and they began talking. After about 5 minutes of this I go over there and the chick he was talking to introduced me to her friend. Trying to obey the Man Laws on being a wing man, I chatted up her friend and things were going great. For some reason my friend got really quiet with his chick and she proceeds to come over and join in on our conversation. She then put her hand on mine and took me away from her friend, telling me to ask for her number. Looking up for my bud, I noticed he had left when I wasn’t looking and in front of me was the hot chick that he was talking with now asking me to get her digits. I took the number and went looking for my friend who ended up being at a table pissed off that I had cock-blocked him. Was what I did blocking, and how does this fit in with the Man Laws? – Paul.R

Hey Paul, thanks for the great story and I hope your friend got over his hissy-fit because if anybody was violating man laws that night it was him. Being a little bitch when you can’t close the deal with a woman and chasing her off into the arms of a friend is no fault of the friend with whom the damsel sought rescue from. I am willing to bet he dropped some corny line on her at some point, or the girl was a bird and didn’t want her friend to get you while she was stuck with that schmuck. My advice is to take full advantage, beat the brakes off of it once you get in there and tell your friend about it just as icing on the cake for him being a punk.

The art of cock blocking is straight-forward, it is the act of getting in the way of another man’s chance at getting some. It sounds to me that his chances had flown by when he decided to clam up and let her run off to touch you up and drop her number. His actions after wards were very telling and I would advise you to find a better wing-man to go bar hopping with. You hit a home-run my friend, you managed to have some fall squarely into your lap as if it was a gift from the Pimp God for trying to do a good thing by playing wing-man.

This situation happens a lot amongst guys and when an Alpha ends up with the girl that the Beta/Omega failed to pull. There will always be hard feelings involved, this is a fact. Here’s the thing my less than Alpha males, DO NOT go out with an Alpha and expect to be eating the prime cut of the hunt that night. To think you will is asinine, and this does apply if the Alpha is married. A married Alpha cannot help himself and the women will waste their numbers, kisses and attention on him while you sit at a table sulking about the inability to close.

Get yours or move the fuck out of the way, no it isn’t cock-blocking Paul, it’s the game and you my friend are a champion.


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