Jul 26

naughty angelina“Dear Dragon – What if you had a girl that all she thinks about is having sexual intercourse with you, and you’re like, “I don’t want to” but she insists on seeing you, knowing all she wants to do is have sex. Would you break up with her because of their nympho ways or you would just give in?” – Patrick

Give in! If you are young and not really looking to settle down just yet then you are going to regret turning down all of that hot, unbridled action in the future. If you are an older man in your late 30’s and trying to find a wife then maybe you move on, but it is completely up to what you ultimately want out of that relationship.

Most men pursue women for companionship and of course some sweet sexual intercourse. When you hit the lotto and your girl is a fan of your sex game, all I can say is congratulations if she’s a nympho for you and not just men in general.

When it comes down to whether or not you want to do it because you feel bored, tired, and unenthused, you need to go ahead and hype yourself up to beat that thing up for the alliance.

What alliance are you talking about Greg Dragon?

The alliance I speak of is the alliance of men; the silent brotherhood; the bro-code that is understood all over the world. This alliance calls for you to get it in for all of the lonely men out there who will never have a chance at a nympho, a sexually liberated woman, or even a woman that is brave enough to admit that she enjoys sex.

Whenever faced with a situation as to whether or not I can perform, I lean heavily towards yes; even if it means a crappy day at work the next day due to lack of sleep. Even if I risk the chance of a damaged car, or being inventive and adventurous during our tryst if my lower anatomy isn’t agreeing with me. Men you must get it in! For the alliance!

All of us have regrets of the past… that hot girl we used to sleep with but in hindsight didn’t do it enough. So for young men who haven’t aged to the point of regret, I warn you to get it when she asks for it – or risk the chance of reminiscing on supple thighs that are permanently gone.

When in doubt remember the alliance of men; keep your body well exercised and primed for performance; eat your Wheaties; watch your adult entertainment; get your work in; whatever it takes, just do it! So when it comes time to step up to the plate, you can be a sexual Hank Aaron when it’s your turn at bat.

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  • Diane Perry

    It isn’t obvious from context, but how she approaches him could cause consternation. It’s one thing to have a healthy sex drive and be horny, but there are people with some unhealthy relationship ideas using sex as a manipulative tactic. (My son’s friend, recently 21, has a manipulative and controlling girlfriend. I heard Kevin complaining about how she gets pissed off if he’s tired and doesn’t want to have sex)

    Also – well, I’m bipolar and you have not SEEN nympho til you’ve seen manic nympho. It’s not healthy. No, not at all.

    So, taking full advantage of every opportunity for sexual conquest may not be doing yourself any favors.

    Respectfully submitted…

    • Wow, thanks for sharing Diane. I have never heard of a manic nympho… sounds extremely interesting.

      • Diane Perry

        🙂

        I think it’s where the expression “Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed” comes from. The sex drive can get so unbelievably powerful. To illustrate, one time I was driving and I had to remove my seatbelt because of the way it was rubbing my nipple. I could not focus from getting that wet.

        I had suspected I was bipolar a few years before getting diagnosed in 2005. I repeatedly engaged in high-risk casual hookups as a teen. Young women often experience bipolar symptoms then. If you know of a girl who is reputed to be a ‘slut’, she may be mentally ill. Get her help and hold the recrimination.

        Shit, dude…while this was about 20 years ago, I had an encounter with the married man I was seeing in my car, in the front seat, in an alley and in broad daylight. (the car was even a Yugo, to illustrate). Just imagine how THAT went down. I was 27 or so at the time.

        It’s been nowhere near as crazy in the last 10 years or so – but I did swing hypomanic back in November. I cruised Craigslist looking at dick pics and emailed one who purported to own a magnificent one. (he was lying – i later found) but yeah, we met for a drink after work and fucked on someone’s desk in one of the offices he manages (IT Services).

        The flip side is the depression and that decreases sex drive. If i were to total my last year’s liaisons, I would not run out of fingers on which to count. I mean, there are other extenuating circumstances for not fooling around now. I’m older and have chronic pain, but yeah… it’s almost June, the year is half over and there has been no dick in my life this year.

        https://www.princeton.edu/~achaney/tmve/wiki100k/docs/Hypomania.html

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypomania#Symptomatic_recognition

        Mania also means I spend irresponsibly. I call this being Financiopathic.

        It’s been…interesting.

      • Wow, I learned something today. Thanks for sharing.

      • Diane Perry

        Happy to be of service. My circumstances have caused a lot of collateral damage in my life. Maybe I shouldn’t use a past-tense verb there.

      • Diane Perry

        Greg, sorry, but I had to delete my candid comment about the nature of an undiagnosed medical condition, because some illiterate gun-totin fool was pasting my comment as an indictment against my intellect, and there is no correlation.