Jun 25

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There’s nothing like a pair of douchebag soon-to-be rapists getting their asses kicked by a seasoned martial artist hidden in the body of a tiny Asian woman.

Priscilla Dang was out for a jog in Vancouver Washington when two teens – one 18 the other 16, decided to have a little fun with her. One of the boys blocked her path with his bike while the other made to grab her from behind. Little did they know, they chose a tigress to jump instead of the helpless kitten that they expected.

Priscilla is a trained martial artist having practiced Kung Fu since the tender age of 5 (that’s 18 years of training). These boys had no clue that they were about to get “dealt with” by Priscilla’s deadly combos.

“I think they knew they messed with the wrong girl,”

Grabbing one of the boys she told him “you need to apologize” but he decided to cuss her out and that was enough to awaken the beast

According to Priscilla: “‘It just made something snap in me – it’s not OK. It’s so disrespectful!”

The teen came in with some haymakers and the well-trained Priscilla opened up with a 2-piece combo without the biscuit (jabbed him twice). Typical b-movie fashion the kid pulls out a knife and Priscilla used his bike to defend herself against him.

After the beatdown and Priscilla’s rage the 2 fools made a hasty escape but an eye witness called the cops on them and the 18-year old was picked up by the police and arrested. The 16-year old was taken to his parents but will be facing juvenile charges later on.

We would like to give Priscilla Dang a little love and the title of Honorable Lady Dragon for standing up for herself in true Martial Arts bad ass fashion. 

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