Crime: Being an Angry White Male Stereotype
I don’t know what could be more disappointing than a man’s man turning Neanderthal to the public and hurting my progress in this attempt to show that a man can be respectful and macho all the same. In the last few years Mel Gibson has revealed that he is in fact not a Road Warrior, not a Braveheart and not a Gentleman. No he’s a drunk, a once closeted racist (thanks for coming out Mel) and a disgrace to the man race.
Take a seat Mel as today you will be our first ever “lifer” in the basement. We have secured a nice cozy room off in the corner for you, your bed will have all the bright white sheets you will ever need, all the crosses you will ever burn and there is even a pencil and paper for you to sketch out all the swastika’s and SS regalia that you need to be comfortable. Breakfast will be crow, I hope you like them blackened, our chefs Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben serve up some of the best cuisine and you should be well satiated without the worries of the outside world to annoy you.
So Mel, I’m curious… how many blacks make up this “pack of niggers” that are out to rape your white wife? Is it five of them or around eleven, because when people assert that niggers run in packs it would only make sense that they stick to the numbers of the sports “they” play right? Hell Tyrone can either rape a white woman on the way home or call his boys to shoot some hoops right? Isn’t that how it works Mel, please let me know – how many niggers to a pack?
Length of Stay: LIFE
Mel you are being sentenced to life not for your racial and misogynist remarks. These tapes were recorded without your knowledge and it is obvious that you screamed these things at a woman who you wanted dead out of anger. Men are allowed to be racists; we live in a country that has shown that racism can be quite profitable, hell I am wearing a cotton shirt right now. No Mel you go to the basement for being out of control. Your anti-semitic remarks from the liquor started a fire that you have now made unquenchable due to your inability to maintain control. You have let me down Mad Max, and because I have used characters you portrayed as examples of “Men” I now look like a douchebag for writing it. And Mel, nobody makes me look bad, least of all some drunken, mock neo-Nazi who finds it necessary to use “niggers” and rape as a way to threaten his wife.See some words or phrases that you don't understand? Check out The Dragon's Lexicon.