Let us welcome Steve into the basement as our first guest. My man may as well make himself comfortable too because as long as that accursed book of his keeps selling and he keeps making “appearances” he will stay void of his man card and locked away in The Basement.
Crime: Starting A Black Gender War
Steve’s book was the catapult that fired the first boulder in the ongoing war of the black sexes in 2010. Egging on conversation about the single, bitchy career woman and the worthless, near extinct black male, “Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man” has become the de Facto rulebook for women who wish to throw assumptions at men as to what our role is. Gems such as:
“Once we’ve claimed you, and you’ve returned the honor, we’re going to start bringing home the bacon. Simply put, a man who loves you will bring that money home to make sure that you and the kids have what you all need. That is our role—our purpose. … That is the very core of our manhood—to be the provider.”
Plus his anecdotes on women looking for older guys in the church, he has inadvertently started a movement of women wanting to have their cake (equal rights, equal pay, etc.) and eat it too (look for a man who still manages to make more than her and treat her like a queen)… Let’s see the church plus traditional gender roles as a solution to our relationship problems… Brilliant Steve! I didn’t get through your whole book but I’m assuming you told the women that while we bring home all that bacon they should be keeping our dinner hot and getting ready for da sex right?
Steve you’re a funny guy but it is quite obvious by the negative feedback from both males and females alike that we love you as a comedian but not as a relationship expert. Your multiple divorces and your pimp suits make you more buffoon than expert whenever we see you stroll across a stage to talk about your solution to the “single black women thing”.
Length of Stay: 10 Years
This looks bad for Harvey, Steve’s damage for money campaign is pretty devastating. I think it only fair to hand this man a 10 year stay in The Basement without the chance of parole. Sorry Steve, I know it’s all about a “come up” but for stroking the already intense bonfire between the sexes. Get in the basement!See some words or phrases that you don't understand? Check out The Dragon's Lexicon.