Mar 09

Katja Kassin

If you are a porn addict aficionado and wonder how you could get yourself laid by one of the “pros” Katja Kassin answers your question with this blog post. Seems like you would still have to put in work to score the panties from a porn actress the same way you would a regular girl. I guess if you want some quick, easy action you’d be better off calling a local escort.

The letter written to Katja by random MySpacer named K:

Dear Katja,

Look, I’m not even talking about you necessarily, I’ve wanted to fuck a pornstar for years, without paying, just through efforts known as “game” (I hate that term)… I’m a good looking dude, I’m clever as all hell, funny as a muthafucka, I’m not asking for a handout. I just want to know where I need to place myself so that I may be in a position to try my own hand, even if its just to get shut down (sometimes half the fun, HA!)… And not a fucking strip club… I don’t even care if she’s a headliner or not…

K.

Katja Kassin’s response:

Hello K.

I want to answer your question in my blog because I really feel like I want to explain this to you. You don’t understand that most adult actresses are total regular people in their personal lives. Yes, they kind of have a weird little job but when they go home after work they want and need the same things a civilian girl would ask for.

Speaking for myself  I am never interested in “hooking up”. If I like somebody I will let them know and I need to find somebody interesting in their personality and their character as well. In the end this is totally random and how could you ever explain why two people fall for each other. because they are attracted to each other? because they just click?

Most guys who end up being with a porn star never planned it. It just happens to be that way because they met her somewhere and they liked her enough to give her the benefit of the doubt that even beyond her kind of work they could see all that she has to offer ( and not just talking about the obvious).

You seem to think that just because somebody is a “porn star” all they are about is of a sexual nature. That’s not true. Most girls want some attention, somebody that asks how their day was or gives them a call just to hear their voice. So if you are ever in a position that you want to go out with a “porn star” just try to treat her like you would treat any other girl. Don’t ask her too many questions about her work. If she wants you to know, she will tell you. give her the feeling that you care for her and trust her and also that you would stand up for her, that you will be there for her if she needs a friend.

If you just want a fuck buddy, I don’t know what to tell you. Just go to bars and clubs and keep trying. It seems to me that you only want to get with her simply cuz she’s a porn star. Most girls in my business will not appreciate that. When they go home from work, they take off their stripper heels and fishnets, throw on a sweater, put their hair in a pony tail and hope that somewhere along the way there will be a genuine guy who really, truly likes them for who they are as a person.

And one more thing: we have too much senseless, brainless and meaningless “banging” at work so all we mostly want is somebody that cares. just think about it.

Doesn’t that just depress you K? Watching all those movies and thinking that “damn all Ricky White has to do is see my junk! And I’d be so getting in dem draws!” only to find out that you may actually have to work at it if the situation did present itself.

It reminds me of “strip club guy” who thinks that the girls actually loves him because they smile when he places the $20 bill inside their g-string. Come on boys, you know better than this, I know you do. These chicks get it all day, every day, doing 30+ movies at a time, what makes you so special that they would bang you for free?

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  • Bottom line is, no regular dude is gonna hit it. The reason: regular dudes aren’t going to ask “how was your day honey bunny?” when their day consisted of getting plowed by Godzilla in every position known to man (and a few unknown). Just find a hot chick and pretend she’s a pornstar.

  • Louis Landesman

    Can women who acted in pornographic movies or videos be satisfied with a normal monogamous relationship? Or would they be tempted to cheat on their partner?

  • yetti1974

    I want to lick her. Then give her my hotdog.

    • I’ve seen Katja put in a lot of work, you sure you can handle all that German thickness?

  • Curly Moe Lens

    lol- porn stars are not normal girls- they are whores n slut n love dick n want cum

  • cory

    This bitch is stupid

  • PETER

    wHERE ARE YOU LIVING AT THE MOMENTß

  • marko

    She is ugly as hell without make-up.I wouldn’t fuck her even if she want to pay me.

  • love maker

    I fucked Stacy valentine before 3 years ago throw her friend he was the bridge for this relation , she take 6000 $ for 3 hours
    its easy you need to do good tracking for the star locations , bars , restaurants and so then contact with the close persons , but you have to pay for the porn star friend good amount then he or she broke the ice easily
    its take time only , its need good tracking and following
    all porn stars they like money , they are not rich lady’s
    the full move rent less than 2000 $

  • Britton Thompson

    Sounds to me like it’s not even worth it. Why in the hell would I want to put in the time & effort to bang a chick with a twat that’s been strip-mined by hundreds of men over the course of several years? It’s not worth it considering she traded-in her traction & gripping for infections & foul discharges. And here’s the kicker : Once you do somehow convince her to fuck you, she won’t even give you the “porn star treatment” of rocking your world in bed porno style; she will only give you the same caliber of performance that a regular girl would give you because she’s fed up with only having that type of hardcore porno sex from her working life, and now she only wants from you the same type of sex lovers have with a lot of caressing, romance, and intimacy. If having sex with a porn star requires the same protocols as landing a regular girl, I’d rather have the regular girl. I mean goddamn– that straight up pisses me off! What makes these girls think they get to have their cake and eat it too? What makes them think they can have it both ways by having the wild hardcore fucking they crave with the men in their line of work–the only men they genuinely want to have fucking them and not you–and also get to come home everyday to a man who will fulfill their romanctic and love needs? It doesn’t work like that. You don’t get to have both; you don’t deserve to have both. It is one or the other; take your pick. Frankly, I’m offended by the gall these girls have to demand the right to use men in all the different ways they want in order to make sure all of their own needs are taken care of. So not only are porn stars not worth the time & effort, they also don’t deserve to have you.

  • Sleeks

    This is just sad on both sides.

    To the fan – if you really want to have sex with a porn star, just look for one that provides escorting services. Many porn star websites will usually have a section on “meeting” them. Pay the money or just go home.

    To the porn star – cut the crap. Stop pretending that being a porn star is just like any other job and that you are surprised that men don’t want to treat you like a Disney princess. Unfortunately, you are a porn star likely because you had a tough childhood and ran away from home. Faced with few options, one thing led to another and you became a porn star. Drugs and alcohol may have also played a factor. While I’m sure you want to be in a healthy relationship with someone who loves and respects you, that just isn’t going to happen while you’re f**king strangers for money. So please, get a grip.

    I wish you both the best, but let’s all be a little more realistic.

  • Captain Cool

    Want to bang a pornstar? Go read the book The Game by Neil Strauss.
    Read how Neil Strauss fucks Faith Leon in like 15min of meeting her.

    But let me tell you more or less the steps.
    1- Learn the Game. Meaning learn how to hook up girls in GENERAL, not just pornstars. If you see a regular hot chick on the street, you know how to approach, talk, flirt, get her number,get a date,etc. And get good at it!
    It takes about 2-4years of continuous gaming to become good. Could be 6months if you have a dating instructor to work with you. The ones from Real Social Dynamics are good.
    2- Watch a lot of porns.. so you know who they are when you see them.
    3- Go to bars, clubs, or any other place. Find a pornstar? Game on! Follow the exact same steps that you would do on a regular girl.

    • Tormod Enerhaugen

      “The game”?? Really! Do someone still use this one as how-to-pick-up-easy-chicks-guidebook? Did you read the last chapters as well?

  • Mazzz27

    German women = disgusting.

  • Eric Hurst

    Hey Kiteh my’s name is Eric Hurst I’m writing this to let you know I would to have s.. with a female porn star and do it on a regular basis because I have a high sex drive and want it non-stop with a sexy beautiful lady who want it like I and love I’m handsome with a great body I’m guy you will love to party with so I hope to hear from u

  • Eric Hurst

    Hit me up ASAP

  • realitycheck

    wow – people are bitter and jealous I think. Doods, dating a porn star is easy- you have got to ask yourself if you want to or if you can handle it. dating any woman is easy. woman are all the same. they want the things guys beating off to porn dont understand. having said this, what kinda girl you want? what is it that will make you happy? instead of trying to bang a pornstar (or make enough money to bang whoever you want) – rather focus on what you are looking for in a friend. Maybe a girl who bangs people for a living is fine with you. all good dood – whatever is fine. but, if you just want to bang a porn star cause the closeups of her holes turn you on, find someone else. if the lifestyle is appealing to you, you dont care about the other side of the business and you just want to treat a woman in this industry well, then do it. but seriously, 99% of the people reading this could not deal with dating a porn star – so, why bother?

  • LegalDementia

    There’s one line that will get all porn stars to fall for you…”Boy, I’m rich!”