Jul 24

Janet Landrum likes to drink and driveSo Janet Landrum has a love for the sauce, yet she has managed to get away with 10 DUI charges, yes I said 10, without serving any time in a cell. The 42 yr old MILF was stopped early Saturday morning along with passenger Sammy Campbell who informed the cops that Landrum was tainted off some cranberry vodka... sorry it’s not funny but I chuckled a bit being that I just had some last friday. This claim came after Landrum admitted herself that she had two glasses of wine… sure Janet, after 11+ years of DUI’s I KNOW you have a higher tolerance than that, even if you’re a little woman who weighs only a buck and some change. I’m gonna assume that Janet put back a bottle and then some.

Over the last 20 years Janet Landrum has been arrested all over the Dirty South for being hopped up on the sauce while driving. Her arrests have spanned the expanse of Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee and Florida. It makes me wonder what kind of potent defense this southern belle has been mounting to keep her pretty ass out of jail for so long. I’m sure when she does get time, she will stay just as sauced on some Pruno as she acquires her “lickher license” from Berta, Mona or whoever her cellmate will be in there.

Somehow there has to be  a loophole with DUI’s because that is the only sense I can make of 10 DUI’s being owned by a free woman driving on a suspended license. Landrum’s arrests were on the following dates and locales:

  1. 02/88 Kentucky
  2. 10/88 Tennessee
  3. 7/93 Tennessee
  4. 10/99 Georgia
  5. 6/00 Duval County, Florida
  6. 1/01 Duval County, Florida
  7. 6/01 Georgia
  8. 1/04 Pinellas County, Florida
  9. 1/05 Pinellas County, Florida
  10. 8/08 Manatee County, Florida

Janet Landrum 10th DUINow granted I am not trying to say that I am better than Janet, who is a CPA by the way (number crunching can be as stressful as coding, so I feel her pain). We have all driven home a bit toasted, hell I was pretty damn bad in my younger years. I am guessing my guardian angel has a better game-face on than Janet’s. The big difference however is that Janet must be doing a really crappy job of it since she tends to get caught. I won’t call for her head but I must say that I am shocked at her rap sheet, the police do speculate that she may see real time on this one being that she has some other charges to deal with.

I know, I know, “she will soon kill somebody if they don’t lock her up forever and throw away the key!!! Waaaah!!!” <– That has been the sentiment of the anonymous commenters all over the web. Well anonymous posters, you may just get your wish now that drugs are in the picture (they found a little dope on her last arrest as well), Landrum may get up to 10 yrs hard time for the felony DUI while on a suspended license. I am skeptical though, she has 10, why would 11 be any different?

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  • Rocky

    WOW 10 or 11 DUIs and your still free — YOUR BULLET PROOF —

    TO stay free your gonna have to run like hell.

    on your mark , get set ,, ,, GO!

  • Rocky

    She is BULLET-PROOF.

    The drug charges have been dropped in Sarasota county…… SHE’S SO FREE!

    Her next court date is 9/20/2010 8:30 am at Manatee county jury trial

    charges are driving after license was revoked permanently – 3rd degree felony and

    3rd dui in 10 years – 3rd degree felony

    Will she walk free or get a ride to prison and how many years will she get?

    • http://halloftheblackdragon.com Greg Dragon

      I wonder, unless there is a huge public outcry or MADD gets involved etc. she will probably get a slap on the wrist. Which brings me to the next question, lets say she walks then does it again… which pattern proves, she will do it again – but this time kills someone. Will the people who allowed her to stay free to drink and drive be made to answer ie: The System? This is so odd, I think one guy got away with 13 DUI’s before they got tough so I am betting she flies free still.

  • Rocky

    Thirteen DUI’s
    That is Jessie James Hogan of Fairview hts ill.
    He finally had to serve one year in the Southwestern correctional center but look out cause he got out 6/25/2010.
    I would bet that he is back to driving drunk again…
    The only way he will stop driving drunk is to die ,,
    So Janet – you may be the Queen if you just get a coupla more DUI’s..
    I know you can do it cause you ain’t a quitter . How many times have you drove drunk since your last arrest?,,,,, five ,,, ten ,,, twenty ,,, come on now – I know you can do it – just don’t kill anyone -

  • Rocky

    ,,, Janet dodged the bullet again but will be going to trial in Manatee county Feb 7 2011 8 am.

    She is facing about four to six years in prison if found guilty by her jury

  • Suellen

    Ye who have not sinned be the first to throw stones………I’m praying for you Janet. Ask God to help – he will. Love you.

  • Rocky

    I see Janet is in prison now and may get out in 2013..
    Janet Landrum prison picture sure looks very different from the other pics I have seen of her on the net..
    I hope she does good when she is free again…..

  • Dale

    They are actually missing some DUI arrests. She got 2 in October 99 in Georgia. She is not a CPA. She is a CPL. Certified Perpetual Liar. She has a major drug problem. She was sweet and nice at one time. I know her better than any of you. She wasted her life. At one time she had a great job a beautiful house and a husband. She is done.

  • ROCKY

    So What happened to the last dui charges she got?

    She is doing time just for driving with suspended license now..

  • shes knows me

    FINALLY FOUND OUT THE TRUTH about this bitch . i was exposed to this nasty lady when i was in 4th grade , when my father i guess met her at the bar . NOT only does she have a drinking poblem shes a coke head and needs to do time . shes is the reason my dad is not here to this day . alls i have to say is karma is A BITCH and shes going to get hers one day .

    • Rocky

      Janet has moved her probation to Tn.. 4-6-2003

  • Rocky

    Hey, Janet is getting out very soon…

  • Rocky

    Hey! Janet got out on parole this week