Why would a man hate on a cute, friendly, and well-meaning customer service girl? Well they send men confusing signals which potentially leads to misunderstanding, embarrassment and worst of all – reminders that we’re losers. As we all know, men expect pretty girls to be mean, judgmental witches that don’t smile. Blame it on the defense mechanism that most pretty girls have when a guy gawks at them, you lot get all serious and evasive, so men come up believing that part of the pretty girl package is to have a permanent scowl on the face accompanied by a bit of attitude. But here you have this customer service hawte breaking the rules, she’s smiling, being all good at her job and polite, so we think: “What’s your deal anyway? What’s a man really to think!? Are you trying to earn extra tips? Wait… but you don’t take tips so… oh I know, you probably… [Read more]

If a beautiful woman stays with a bunch of guys and she wants to know which one of them is madly in love with her, all she has to do is take note of which guy is trying a little too hard to be aloof, or mean to her for absolutely no reason. Welcome to Simpin’ 101, come on in and take a seat as I school you ladies and gentlemen on one of the main reasons why men are so resentful of beautiful women. There’s an interesting occurrence that comes up whenever you mix one part single, pretty girl with a few non-confident guys that like her and an oblivious confident guy who merely sees her has dating potential. See, the confident guy will have sex with some effort and attention given, while the other lot will sit back and become both resentful and hateful of them both. What makes this even more interesting… [Read more]

Men all agree that going after a woman for romance only to wind up in her friend zone absolutely sucks. Many times it is due to our lack of game, terrible timing, or fear of asking (for you guys who think that a woman will just get the hint by you hanging out with her). There is a subset of guys however who think that they are in the friend zone but in reality are in a “holding cell”. This creates a complex dilemma for the woman because she does not want that guy to be in her friend zone but is too shy to upgrade him, fears he will reject her, or fears the chance of losing him altogether. Who are these guys? Many times these are the childhood friends who became handsome winners as they got older. Some of these men may have been put in the friend zone during courtship because the woman was going through the harshest… [Read more]

There’s always people covering Hip Hop songs through another genre all together but this one by Neneh Cherry covering the mighty MF DOOM’s song Accordion is just… well… amazing. If you are a jazz and blues man or woman like I am and you’re a Hip Hop head, check this video out and if you need context the original MF DOOM version is below the lyrics. Enjoy and support real music, please… Livin’ off borrowed time… the clock tick fasterThat’d be the hour they knock the slick blasterDick Dastardly and Muttley with slick laughterA gun fight and they come to cut the mix-masterI.C.E cold…nice to be old Y2G stee twice to threefoldHe sold scrolls, lo and beholdKnow who’s the illest ever like the greatest story toldKeep your glory, gold and glitterFor half, half of his niggaz’ll take him out the pictureThe other half is rich and they don’t mean shit taVillain a mixture between both… [Read more]

There comes a time and age when a single man settles on the fact that the woman he ends up with will have a ready-made family for him. It’s the price we pay for showing up late to the ball; by the time single guy has defeated the work-force, made his bones, and decides on the whole nuclear family bit at 30+, his queen-to-be will have already danced the dance with another man. The bachelor accepts this, tries to look past it for love, and hopefully does a pretty damn good job of snapping into the role once they are married. Now of course there are many single men who hold out of their Golden Pegasus with no kids, but these guys aren’t exactly successful when it comes to sealing the deal. Baggage has a lot more faces than merely having children with another man, and they find out harshly that the childless woman may… [Read more]

Game of Thrones is one of the hottest series on HBO right now for many reasons not limited to the intrigue, drama, acting and cinematography. One topic of discussion that always follows an episode is the motivations and actions of the beautiful, scheming women in the land. Well as you know beneath the makeup and awesome wardrobe are some extremely lovely actresses who you may or may not recognize for this very reason. Today we are highlighting the lovely women behind the queens, the Khaleesis and the maidens of Game of Thrones. As a fan of the show I guarantee you that you will not be disappointed, from the lovely Emilia Clarke (she can raise my dragon any day) to the dynamic bad-girl Lena Headey. So which one of these beauties is your favorite lads? Mine? I’m a lip man, so the curvy, pouty, bow mouth of Natalie Domer is what gets me excited about… [Read more]

Go to any discussion where the audience is mixed (men and women) and you will find a ton of women speaking up and the guys standing with their arms crossed looking on intently. There’s a reason for this – women, who have battle stripes from warring each other, tend to argue better than we do. Many women employ a “gang beatdown” style of arguing which can leave the offender bruised and ruined so smart men stay clear, choosing to let It die down rather than suffering the claws. When I get into battle, whether it be in a blog commentary, group discussion, or a debate, I make sure that I am heard, I am respected and most importantly, I get my point across. I do this by arguing intelligently, using the truth as my sword (this weapon is the Excalibur of weapons), and a stern voice. It makes me seem mean and domineering to those… [Read more]

As men we can over-complicate the dating game to the point where we think we need formulas and metrics to get things right, but more often than none the more you over-think something, the more chances you have of losing confidence in yourself. Take as an example the act of “getting her number”, which has become the initial step in courtship. Some guys take the number, think on her for the entire day, brag to their boys about how “bad” (as in sexy) she is and then sit on it for a day before calling. You would think that with the amount of feelings the man had for that woman he would call her immediately, but he fears that he will seem desperate and possibly scare her away. Come on we’ve all been there with this thought, and it is so bad that we use this formula even when the woman isn’t the one who… [Read more]