Sep 29

Many times I hear men joke about going at a beautiful woman without any protection. The joke is along the lines of: She is so beautiful that I would HAVE to raw dog it(slang for unprotected sex)!

While we all know that this is just a saying made extreme by the way how men tend to joke, the reality is that it really isn’t just a saying.

I can firmly say that most men would not turn down celebrity/model ass if it was given to them sans condom. It’s not so much that you start “thinking with your little head” or any other cliche, it’s that we view it as a once in a lifetime opportunity that must be done.


Fellas, if you’re shaking your head at my assertion and pretending as if you’re above this, let me paint you a scenario. For this example I will use one of my celebrity crushes – Meagan Good. Go ahead and replace her with a celebrity that you would lose your mind to have a one night with and let’s continue.

One Night Inside The Good… An STD Fiction

One night you’re out having a good time at a friend’s house party when a chick that looks exactly like Meagan Good walks through the door. It just happens that she is a friend of your buddy’s girlfriend.

You stumble over (you’ve been drinking), thinking that you’re about to make an ass out of yourself but are unable to stop yourself.. I mean… she looks like Meagan frikking Good!

As you open your mouth to fail, Meagan clone puts her finger on your lips telling you to hush and then walks you to the back of the room. Pushing her tiny but oh so luscious body up against yours, she tells you not to talk and begins to make out with you. Your manhood rises to penitentiary steel solidity and you both slip into the guest bathroom to continue. The passion escalates to nuclear.

As you’re about to enter her luscious garden of earthly delights the scene freezes and a voice (my author voice) asks you “is it worth it?”

Do you proceed, or do you kill the mood and go trolling for protection… thus giving her time to come to her senses and killing your opportunity to score?

If you answer no as in “no Greg I wouldn’t knock that out at least 3 times” then you’re either a damn liar or one lion of a man. In the grand scheme of things we all need to be lions if we want to slow down the aspect of contracting an STD or fathering an unwanted child.

I cannot recall the last time I heard one of my fast, cooch hound buddies mention using a condom. On the other side of things many women are down with it. I guess itching and leaking is a small price to pay for a great experience?

Meagan Good is hot, YES, but life is short and full of pitfalls.

Guys, please think before you stroke and in the event that you’re foolish enough to have unprotected sex with a strange woman, do the world a favor and coitus interruptus. I’m sure you’ve watched enough porn to know the technique. Thanks for reading.

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  • I wouldnt go strapless either but it would be a long long long discussion with myself about it