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Women I know you are moving to blur the lines even more as time goes on but please for the love of god accept our machismo and stop trying to change it. When a dude doesn’t cry over a breakup or runs to a blog to spew a whole bunch of “bitches ain’t shit” that doesn’t mean he’s insensitive, or cold, it means that he’s a man. When men as a whole start crying because their women dumped them and start bemoaning how much they miss their exes I think it’s time for the UFO to come whisk me off this little planet because at that time we have completely tapped out. The death of the Alpha Male was a hard loss to suffer but for the red blooded gangster male to die too, I just don’t know if that would make anyone happy – yes that means you too. I’ve seen three friends suffer… [Read more]

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It has been discussed millions of times but as much as it has been made to look like common knowledge, it really isn’t. If you are a drop-dead gorgeous woman who hasn’t gone into modeling, acting or porn, your dating pool by default will be a shallow one. This fact is usually dispelled by women who don’t fit the mold of this with statements such as “you can have ANY guy you want” or “you’re one to complain”. This gives the beauty instant guilt resulting in the not-so-hot girl feeling better about herself and the beauty thinking there may be some truth to this. The problem with this myth however is that a typical guy will be intimidated to make first contact and if the beauty pushes up she will be instantly placed into the slut category. For a seasoned wolf, the beauty will be tried because the wolf knows more often than none a… [Read more]

Do you find yourself discriminating against another driver based on the vehicle that he/she is driving? well I realized that I do and this is due to the habits of more than a few individuals who drive a particular make and model of car. Now I know that dicks come in all shapes and sizes, and that a dick in a Beamer is just as much a dick as he was when he was driving a Corolla but when you come across five Beamers and they all drive like assholes, you are going to anticipate the next one and act according.  Now I am a road bully, I drive aggressively and I lack patience for people who drive slowly, those who seem to be lost and the idiots who pull out from driveways blindly. Oft times being a Sci-Fi head, I wish I had some oil slick or a flame thrower a la Mad Max,… [Read more]

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Let me preface this article by saying that I know there are times when a woman is the aggressor. When a big 6ft 250 lb gorilla chick will club her man to emasculate him and any retaliation results in him being thrown in jail. I get that, I understand it and I know when it comes to fights the man is playing with a 7 and a 2 off suit. Still, if your sumo girlfriend socks you I have no beef with you for socking her back, what I do have beef with is if she comes out the mouth at you (and you are strong enough to  literally bench press her), you closing your fist and pounding her. That’s not cool, a strong dude can check a woman without going there, why do you? As a child growing up into adulthood most little boys are taught that it is not okay to hit girls…. [Read more]

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So a single man walks into a building and sees three women that are similarly attractive. Girl one is of his status, has the persona that would likely match him perfectly and is at the party looking for a potential date. When our guy looks her way, she chooses not to look at him even though she finds him attractive. Girl number two is at the party to have a good time, she has had her share of dates and knows how to flirt to get what she wants. Upon seeing our boy, she gives him a little smile and returns to what she was doing. Girl number three is completely foreign to him in both look and feel, she however finds him curious, gives him a look (not an unfriendly one) and then continues on with her thing. Many of us guys have seen this scenario before, for the wolves in the pack, all… [Read more]

Have you ever opened a door for someone, or held it open out of courtesy only to be scoffed at or unappreciated for doing so? Chances are after a few times of experiencing this within a given area, you will stop doing it and conform to the ways of the people around you. If you are the type who doesn’t look for a “thank you” or a smile in return for your graciousness then more power to you, you are a rarity. For most people however, a show of courtesy deserves a show of gratitude in return. Think about it, when someone opens a door for you or helps you up into a train etc., a simple smile and nod or a “thank you” does not take much at all. When you do not return this to the helper, you are instantly seen as a snooty, bitch with a sense of entitlement or an ax… [Read more]

Go to any image section that allows comments (as you have noticed The Hall of The Black Dragon no longer allows commenting on our galleries) and you will find random, anonymous haters spewing their vitriol on the subject’s body. We get it anonymous woman, you don’t look, nor will ever look, anything like the person in the picture so to make yourself feel better you rage post. It’s as clockwork as the assholes who jump on a blog to use the “I’m just playing devil’s advocate” argument whenever they see too many compliments, is it trolling? I’m not sure if it is, but being that you are pretty anonymous online and tend to rifle off the most jacked up drivel, most of which you would never say to people in person, I’m gonna say it is. What I do know for sure though is that it’s the norm for women to hate on each other… [Read more]

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I was having lunch with a girlfriend and out of nowhere, this young cat comes up to our table while on what appeared to be his break from the kitchen, and says “I’m sorry, I just had to come over here and tell you both that I want to buy your food”.  We both looked at him like “okay..” but then he reaches in his pocket and was like “I think I have my food stamps in here somewhere”. He pauses, then smiles and says, “naw, I’m just kidding”.  She looked at him and chuckled a bit.  I gave him the evil eye and went back to my conversation. I’ve been told in the past that I’m a bitch to men, or that I’m too bourgeois, or that I demand too much.  However, I feel that all the above is necessary in order to weed out the bullsh-t, such as a food stamp totin’ kitchen… [Read more]