In this world we have some pushy, entitled people who like to think that the world revolves around them when it comes to love. If you want to know if you are one of these people then check if you would answer yes to any of the following: Claim ownership to your lover after having sex even though he/she has not agreed to become your exclusive boyfriend/girlfriend. Get jealous and angry if a woman you are dating is seen out with a guy having drinks. Refuse to claim a woman as your girl but disallow any other guy to talk to her. Sorry ladies and gents but there is no extra step between dating and relationship; to let someone convince you otherwise is to do yourself a disservice as it only means that they are stringing you along in order to have a pass to “cheat” without repercussions. If a woman wants you to be… [Read more]

Fun fact for the ladies: Men NEVER get over it. Women hate on other women due to the chance that this other woman can easily “take their man” due to the upgrade potential right? This is what was relayed to me from a female colleague that I debated with as she explained why Angelina Jolie was public enemy number one for women after acquiring Brad Pitt as her beau. The way she explained it was that a man standing with his girl who is a 7 (8 if she really tries) on the looks scale can easily lose her man to a 10 who puts in the extra sex appeal and game to upgrade to a 15 – which (according to her) renders us men into to slobbing, drooling, helpless cheaters. Brothers of the man race, this is how our women see it, and it is the reason why it is never okay for you… [Read more]

Before I start let me say this: Women, you will not find this easy to wrap your head around because like it or not men see sex a lot differently from women. While there are some women who defy this generalization, most men have absolutely no qualms with having no-strings attached sex. What this means is that there is a difference in friend-zone for a man and a woman dealing with someone that they tried dating before. When a man fails to impress a woman enough to sleep with her and become her man, she will slap him firmly into the friend-zone where he has access to talking to her but little else. Most men absolutely hate this crap and it takes some time and observation before he realizes that he is in it. For women however if she dates a guy that she’s into and she lets him have sex with her and she… [Read more]

Have you ever met a woman that you know gets around and figure that it would be a breath of fresh air to avoid the games and get in her goodness around the 3rd date or so? Then she flips the game on you because you’re a nice guy and decides that she wants you to earn the booty unlike the other 100 fellas before you? COUGH! Stacey Dash! Cough! Well the boys and girls over at Turquoise Jeep feel yours and my pain and their latest smanger is hotter than anything I’m hearing on the radio right now. Check out “WHY I GOTTA WAIT??” by Flint Flossy and Young Humma over a Tummy Scratch Beat.

Having been around the block and back several times over I have had the pleasure of feeling booties from the bony flats all the way to the table-top stacked. Booties are booties, it’s cold on approach and warm to the touch (you feel me?) but it was only recently that I experienced an artificially enhanced booty… A little background: As a man that has encountered real breasts as well as silicone and saline versions I can solidly say that nature wins out in that contest all day, every day. I had one experience so scarring (they were lumpy) that I became hardcore about my anti-fake boob stance to where I can proudly proclaim that I would take a natural pair of A’s over a false set of D’s any day. Many men share my stance in this… but back to the booty. Recently I took a trip to the Penthouse Nightclub in Tampa Florida and… [Read more]

Fellas, if you have a beautiful wife with twins – you may not want to be sneaking off into dorm rooms to dip your chips in some sour cream from next door… you get me? In June 2010, the New York Post reported that ex-Giants Running Back Tiki Barber (the dude with the 5-mile grin) was out of money and unable to pay his divorce settlement with his ex- wife. Now we learn that Tiki Barber will be returning to the NFL in order to cash in on a much-needed payday after going insane and letting his dick take over for his brain (was the booty THAT good Tiki?) I am not sure how well this will work out for Tiki as fans have booed him recently after he made some remarks about the Giants organization and Eli Manning. Tiki has a big mouth, and he apparently is a hardcore victim of “black man’s kryptonite”… [Read more]

When one thinks of a sexy part of the female anatomy there are items that immediately spring to mind.  Indeed, you know something is of great importance when it’s compared to a fruit or vegetable.  Melons anyone?  Try a slice of Onion Booty?  Unfortunately, there is one area on the vast ocean that is the female body that is often overlooked but commands equal respect:  Venus Dimples aka Dimples of Venus aka Ass Dimples. You’ve seen them before.  The two delicious craters just north of Cheeksville.  Venus Dimples are often accompanied by a complimentary tattoo and stylish midriff.  Once your gaze catches glimpse, they mesmerize like swirls on hypnotist glasses.  They are also a great out if you ever get caught staring at a girl’s booty.  Just say “Nah girl I was just admiring your Venus Dimples!”  You will look like less of a pervert because the word “dimples” is in there. So say it… [Read more]

Some of you out there are guilty of this and have been burned for it before realizing your mistake (cough) Stacey Dash. Look I don’t call women hos… outside of article titles meant to bring you good folks here to read my daily anecdotes. While no hos per se, many women have been extremely liberal with their honey pot throughout their lifetimes only to look back at their life with regret. This regret leads to a silly notion that the next guy will have to “earn” her used and abused honey pot because then he will respect her and keep her around longer than a month. Normally this leads to her well-meaning guy taking her newly proclaimed “born again virgin” status as a slight, being that she had no qualms about giving it to men in the past. Most guys will not stick around past a month after learning of this. Here’s a tip for… [Read more]