Dear Dragon, I was at a bar with a buddy of mine and as we were leaving a group of gals cat-called him over to them and they began talking. After about 5 minutes of this I go over there and the chick he was talking to introduced me to her friend. Trying to obey the Man Laws on being a wing man, I chatted up her friend and things were going great. For some reason my friend got really quiet with his chick and she proceeds to come over and join in on our conversation. She then put her hand on mine and took me away from her friend, telling me to ask for her number. Looking up for my bud, I noticed he had left when I wasn’t looking and in front of me was the hot chick that he was talking with now asking me to get her digits. I took the… [Read more]

Rule #21 (Men Don’t Pop Gum): Seriously if you are a guy that sits there popping gum loudly, you are being really suspect. It’s just bitch activity to pop gum as a man and there is no explanation for even doing it. Chew your damn gum and shut your mouth, save the popping for your annoying girlfriend fresh out of High School. Rule #22 (Common Courtesy): A man should never ever get in the way of another man scamming on some tail, this means no cock blocking, no whining and no barging in on your buddy while he is having sex. If you arrive at a party or establishment with a fellow male and he meets a woman that has agreed to go home with him, it is your duty to find another ride. If you share a dorm/apartment with a friend and the “Do Not Disturb” symbol has been initiated (My old roommate and… [Read more]

Rule 06 (Urinals): Unless you actually know a guy (really well) and can’t wait to say something to him, starting up conversation while you both handle your junk at a urinal can be viewed as hostile behavior. Just wait until you are washing your hands or out in the hallway. Stall sessions may not apply… Rule 07 (Cockblocking): It is never okay to cockblock another man while he is scamming on a female. This rule is one of the most violated and misunderstood due to the fact that many men lose their morals around attractive women. Wait your turn or scoop the hawte up after the preceding guy has failed, to cockblock midgame can result in bodily harm. If your buddy is a known cockblocker, it is your duty to warn your other single male friends; so that time spent partying with the guy is limited. Rule 08 (Guy’s Night Out): When a party, get-together… [Read more]

Do not mistake this for another sophomorish frat-boy list of “rules” that is written for cheap chuckles. The Hall of The Black Dragon’s version of The Man Laws is not of the typical, our rules are the result of years of study, research and principle. To put it short guys, if you follow the laws then you will be a man amongst men, a gentleman’s gangster and a better man. Read and obey the Man Laws. Rule 01 (Girlfriends): If asked, your buddy’s girl is both beautiful and funny but she isn’t your type. Rule 02 (Medal of Honor): A good friend jumps on a grenade whenever his main man goes in for the kill. Translation: Normally women roll in pairs or more, although birds of a feather flock together, sometimes you may see a diamond with a piece of coal cock blocking all pursuers. At this time a good friend will swallow his pride… [Read more]

Kids can be great bonuses to meeting someone new and they can also be nightmares just as easily. When a man gets older he realizes that the chance of meeting a childless woman thins dramatically and the question of “how” may come to his mind in dealing with a child that isn’t his. The single parent dilemma is felt the hardest by the children, and as a product of such a household I am lucky enough to have this insight in my dating life. Many guys just don’t know how to deal with a child that isn’t theirs and it becomes immediately evident to the child, even when the mom is disillusioned into thinking that the guy is perfect. Advice to The Single Mothers Ask your Teen: If you have a teenager it is very important that you get their approval after an introduction or two is made with your potential lover. If your kid… [Read more]

Rule #1 – Never Cock Block a friend Cock blocking a friend is a cowardly way of talking to a woman. First of all you didn’t have the balls to break the ice with a strange woman so you wait for your friend to get her talking. Then you come cock blocking in hopes that she may find you more interesting than the man who got her talking. How about growing a pair and engage a woman on your own? It isn’t a competition if it wasn’t discussed ahead of time, no it is your cowardly lack of balls that makes you want to “steal” his attempt. As much as this should be common sense, a lot of savages out there break this rule. Yes I said savages because you lose your minds over women and go into “search and destroy” mode whenever you see some breasts and become a BMD (bitch-made dude). If your buddy is in… [Read more]