So Janet Landrum has a love for the sauce, yet she has managed to get away with 10 DUI charges, yes I said 10, without serving any time in a cell. The 42 yr old MILF was stopped early Saturday morning along with passenger Sammy Campbell who informed the cops that Landrum was tainted off some cranberry vodka… sorry it’s not funny but I chuckled a bit being that I just had some last friday. This claim came after Landrum admitted herself that she had two glasses of wine… sure Janet, after 11+ years of DUI’s I KNOW you have a higher tolerance than that, even if you’re a little woman who weighs only a buck and some change. I’m gonna assume that Janet put back a bottle and then some. Over the last 20 years Janet Landrum has been arrested all over the Dirty South for being hopped up on the sauce while driving…. [Read more]

1. Rush Exit Doors Nothing more typical than watching people stand up prematurely in the aisle of an aircraft that just landed. Its even better when there is a delay and you have to look at their ass for 30 minutes. Normally I wait for the people ahead of me to get their carry-ons and start moving before I do the same and exit the plane. The reason this activity is dumb is because of the obvious bottleneck, its the same when you have assigned seats to a show but you see 100 people killing each other to get in line to enter. 2. Cut you off in traffic then slow down a mile later. When I see this I want to ask the dumbass “what was your point?” I mean, if you are going to do 70mph to get in front only to drive at 45mph am I wrong for calling you an idiot?… [Read more]