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Sep 12

I have noticed that many people like to stress over the person that their ex has moved on to marry, date or sleep with. They observe the new lover and run comparison checks with themselves in order to laugh at her if she did worse, or feel salty if she did better. While I personally would never partake in this activity it seems to be a sort of curious human nature, which most people are guilty of. One of the most devastating things a man can fathom is that his girl of many years will run off and become a lesbian. It is a huge blow to his ego, an offense aimed squarely at his lack of a potent sex game. A blow that must not be known by his peers lest he be laughed at and lose face for being such a weak man… [Read more]

Jul 05

I will say this from the male perspective and I mean this with the utmost honesty. And this is something I have said on many occasions:  Men in general of any race, creed, or color “aint sh**”. What I mean by that is that we are have the same intrinsic want and you can guess what that is…“THE NONCIE”. I don’t care what color he is the majority of what a man does is for a woman. Every man has different ways of going about it and what his overall life goal is but I bet you one thing…it involves “noncie”. I have friends from all backgrounds and we may have differences in culture, beliefs, politics, and sports affiliations but one thing that stays consistent among all of us is the desire for noncie. With that being said if you feel all black men are dogs and don’t want to settle… [Read more]

Jun 10

Rule #51 (No cameras at The Bachelor Party): Sometimes we suffer a lapse in judgment and become blind to the effect that a cause brings especially when that cause involves a camera, a few half naked women and alcohol. As with sending images of one’s privates to a woman that will dump you and share the pictures with her Twitter, it is better to just say no to “lasting memories”. Leave the camera at home, a bachelor party is a private send-off for your male friends. Violating this sacred tradition is violating a man law. Rule #52 (Sweet Etiquette): When you’re out with another man at a restaurant be sure to pass on dessert. Two men have no business ordering dessert together at the end of a meal. Even if one of you gets a dessert the waitress will still bring 2 spoons. Rule #53… [Read more]

May 10

I wish that we would all reveal our cards at the table when we go out on dates. Either that or wear shirts with our issues stamped on them so as to warn our potential future mates that they are in for a bumpy ride. Imagine getting this info upfront via a t-shirt design when going out on a date: Emotionally Unavailable WARNING! Daddy Issues but great sex Lacks friends, will cling hard Psycho Girlfriend in Training Has Multiple Children… With Different Dads/Moms Momma’s Boy Sucks at Sex and Refuses to Learn Nazi Neat Freak / Disgusting Slob Closet Racist / Sexist / Homophobe (pick your poison) Potential to Stalk It’s funny how we fill out online surveys and questionnaires in order to find our “perfect match” through online dating but still leave out the main reason our last lover dumped us and moved on…. [Read more]

Apr 20

There’s nothing like a real hug, I mean this from men and women, a real hug conveys so much language to you it bypasses any well written letters, any speeches and any other gestures. A real hug breaks down your defenses, it’s hard to defend if you are trying to be cold, and it either endears a person to you or makes you afraid of them. If you’ve ever felt a real hug, you will know exactly what I’m talking about. Giving a real hug isn’t some thing people do as a way to manipulate, console or appease you. From what I’ve seen, it’s an art that is mastered to the point that anyone you hug can and will instantly be affected. Many of us hold the ability to do it but we wouldn’t, not in a million years, it’s just too vulnerable, too intimate,… [Read more]

Apr 13

People do not realize that they have more control over their work situation than they think they do. If you have a boss you don’t like then go find another job.  There are some who hesitate to leave stable employment in a tough economy, and choose to tough it out at their current place of employment.  If you decide to do this then you will need to find some personal value in your career that will help you make it through the rough days. The Value of Benefits As we age benefits become more important to us, a good insurance plan becomes paramount.  If you intend to get married and raise a family, these benefits can help you provide the care your family needs. In addition to vacations and visits to relatives, generous time-off  allotments empower individuals who want to travel the world without worrying… [Read more]

Feb 21

A woman that has fallen head over heels for a guy will not have the clear judgment needed to see that everyone else in her life wants to cut his head off with a rusty blade. You may not know your douchebag boyfriend is hated until you break up and everyone admits that they thought he was an ass. But luckily for you there are tell-tale signs; normally you can judge through the thoughts and actions of male family members and “friends”. The latter is in quotations because male friends more than likely want to be more than that with you so they will probably give you a bad report on the guy anyway. So read the signs and ask your brothers, uncles or father and get multiple answers, don’t just trust dad’s feelings. Jackass Signal 1 – Short visits from male family members If… [Read more]

Jan 19

The real definition of The Grenade: A grenade is a female cock-blocker, plain and simple. Sure many guys will say that grenades are fat and ugly, but this is an unfair assumption that all bigger, unattractive women are evil, cock-blockers making sure that everyone is as miserable as they are. Not really fellas, a cute chick can be a grenade as fast as an ugly one can. While men shun cock-blockers like a disease, some women embrace their grenade friends as a means of defense against guys that try to talk to them when they are out and about. Grenades normally have a nasty attitude, and are not afraid to be rude to males that show interest in their girlfriends which leads the men to believe that the grenades are bitter, unattractive and beyond help. While this is the case in many situations, I have… [Read more]