When a man and a woman meet, with the exception of men of power and wealth, the woman holds the cards. This means that as a man you are already losing even before you begin the relationship game. The woman is the one choosing to say yes or no to our advancements, and it is normally she who would pack up and leave if things take a turn for the worst. This puts a lot of men at ease with being the worker while their ladies control the books – from a business standpoint that is. Men in society are used to being the ones interviewing for the relationship job and women are the hiring managers. We don’t get the over gentlemen, unless you look like Idris Elba and make as much money as Stringer Bell, women that you want will still be the booker. The only guys who avoid this rule of life are… [Read more]

Jesus Christ, just when the target from the black woman’s sniper rifle had begun to lose focus on black men, in swoops Oprah to sharpen the lenses once again. Fellas you can expect to have your dates querying you for “being in the closet” once again with Oprah Winfrey’s opportunistic interview with J.L. King, the King as it were, of the black Down Low lifestyle. What is the “Down Low” you may ask? Well it’s another black boogeyman right up there with dudes who will snatch your purse in elevators (snatch that thing tightly to your bodies ladies), dudes who will rape you and oh ya dudes who will shack up with your daughter and refuse to work for a living. If you don’t get what I’m saying, it is pretty plain, I am saying that the Down Low is another stupid obstacle thrown into the mix of black/black dating to scare women away from… [Read more]

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I wish people would fact-check their stories before crucifying others on the internet – Greg Dragon The New York Jets (who looked embarrassingly bad on the field in their season opener) has a new show on HBO and a need to get you – the fans to watch said reality TV show. That is all I am going to say about that, configure your own conspiracy theory. Recently the buzz out of the Jets locker room has been about nuclear hot TV Azteca reporter Ines Sainz (a woman that makes wearing ass-cupping jeans a science) was sexually harassed verbally by players on the team – inside The Jets locker room. In real world terms this reads as: hot reporter enters locker room with a bunch of hard legs and dudes tried to holler at her or one up each other on cat calls. Ladies raise your hands if you’ve been there (sans locker room) that’s… [Read more]

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There’s something about a Gold Digger, as negative as the term and act of Gold Digging is, there never seems to be a shortage of tricks to pander to the women who own that label. Kanye West made a popular song about them and men are always worried that they may fall victim to them (even when they are broke as hell) yet the girls manage to keep getting paid. With the taboo and exoticism behind the Gold Digger label, we at the Hall felt that a gallery of the beauties who proudly wear the label will help bring your mentals back down to earth, it will show that the Gold Digger is normally a beautiful woman with whom you would wife really quickly just based off looks alone. To start this section off, who would be more suitable than the self-proclaimed “Platinum Digger” herself Lisa Raye McCoy? The Price of Beauty – Lisa Raye’s… [Read more]

Shoes show that you understand the concept of completeness. Any clown can buy an expensive suit and a silk tie. But a man’s ability to pick the right shoes to match his suit shows he isn’t a peasant, and knows what he’s doing. – Momo Women will look at your shoes automatically because they are wired that way – we look at the rack, they look at our shoes, it’s just a fact. Having grown used to hearing the words “oooh her shoes are cute!” from the woman, I realize that women keep their eyes south when checking out our gear. It comes from the attention they pay to their own shoes, having tons of them, always looking for them and seeing who is wearing them. It’s like being a logo designer, you do it so much that you can’t eat, drink or drive by anything that has a logo without doing a mental critique… [Read more]

So last night I was watching Chris Hansen interviewing a bunch of pedophile a—oles after he busted them coming into the house of what they thought was a 14 year old boy/girl. These boys were toting roses, candy and whatever else pedophiles bring to a kid’s house. The show was so eerie, having heard of it but never seeing it before until last night. This watching came after my nightly News viewing where the pope is still tight-lipped about the continued pedophilia within the Catholic church. Not to paint the entire church with a broad brush, but damn, this is beyond being a meme, it’s become the very meaning of the Catholic Church to us outsiders. If the Pope isn’t going to show us that he is administering the pwn to those who denounce sex only to be touching kids, then guys like me will assume that he somewhat condones it. Hey, if you’re a… [Read more]

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“It was like napalm, sexual napalm” – John Mayer about sex with Jessica I am sure you have heard about, or read the allegedly racist comments John Mayer made in his interview with Playboy. While I do agree that the man has zero brains when it comes to foresight for backlash when you make dumb jokes to the press – calling him a racist is not going to be exact science, and it will be based on who you are talking to. I could care less what John Mayer thinks about black women or who he chooses to run up in when the groupies come flooding backstage for him. I’m not sure when being a sexualized object became a standard to aspire for (speaking to the women who are now pissed at him for dissing them) but the man apparently has a flavor – in a sense we all do, does that make him racial?… [Read more]