If you are a man and guilty of any of the following, please report to the nearest Self-Respect Rehabilitation Clinic. 1. Put on their Special Girl Voice Many men do this without noticing so I won’t be too harsh on you boys. What I am talking about is when a man changes the way he talks when he’s around a woman. Some guys put on the sly, Jake Gyllenhaal sounding voice and others try to sound smooth like a Justin Timberlake or Usher Raymond. Macho guys talk low like Keith David, and some just invent some crap out of thin air. I wonder if women notice this, especially when the guy gets around other men and his voice is revealed? 2. White Knight You’re having a heated debate with a woman about whether Subway tastes better on bread or in a wrap when in comes her random beta male buddy to take her side on… [Read more]

When it comes to “Game” many guys mistake the art for being one that is mastered by following flowcharts, saying lines that have worked for other guys, and doing the same thing for every woman until one bites and gets trapped. This is why we felt the need to give you some tips to help you grow some actual game instead of the stereotypical garbage that will chase women away from you. The following list of 10 things comes from the tactics that real wolves in the dating game swear and live by. They are realistic things that exude confidence, machismo and makes a woman comfortable to let you in – first her aura, then her thighs, and then her heart. Peep game: 1. Give compliments from the heart We have preached this until we are getting blue in the face over here. Do not compliment a woman on a feature unless you truly admire… [Read more]

There’s something that just feels wrong about a man who whines and complains. Nobody has patience for it, and nobody wants to hear it. Machismo has always been attributed to the strong, silent type; men who take action when the time calls for it but keep it to themselves otherwise. The only acceptable time for a man to complain is prior to action and if there is no intent on action then that man becomes every bit akin to a barking Chihuahua – loud, annoying, and only able to garner sympathy from his owners. We have all been in the presence of a complaining, whiny man and I am more than sure that he grated on your nerves as much as he would mine. Men, if you want to stand apart in society then you have to pick and choose your verbal battles and avoid becoming the type of man who is all bark and… [Read more]

Today I was in the gym with a friend of mine and we were finishing up the last half of our leg routine. Approaching the pair of calf-raising machines I noticed that one of them was occupied by your standard gym girl… Standard gym girl aka SG2: Reasonably cute, yoga pants to leave nothing to the imagination, ear buds in to drown out the garbage and blinders on in order to focus on workout and not on guys trying to sneak in looks. Any meathead worth his salt is pretty much numb to SG2 being that literally every girl in a gym fits this mold. We walk up to the empty machine and proceed to bang out our sets. Almost as if he was conjured up by magic in comes this massive Rick Ross (the rapper) clone to hover in between the machines as if he was guarding her. We immediately thought it was odd… [Read more]

In my humble opinion, nothing is a greater test of heart for a man than sports and combat. You can train, study and read all you want but when the jaws of life slams shut, you only have 2 choices – fight or fold. It is after reacting and recovering that you truly know what you are; are you the champion, rolling off of your oponent with his warm heart beating within your teeth, or are you the victim being tended to by the medical staff? The deciding factor isn’t about winning or losing, no, the decider is whether or not your spirit fought back. People try to theorize that the instinct to fight is born of our environment but I believe that it goes deeper than that. Sure the poor kid who has been fighting since birth has enough experience to fight when pushed but that isn’t to say that the trust-fund baby won’t… [Read more]

My dear women (and men) of the world, if you are silently complaining about the 3-minute man in your life, you do us all a disservice by keeping it to yourself. If you think that a man automatically knows that he sucks at sex then you are wrong. If you think that a man knows the importance of satisfying your urges as much as his own then you are wrong. Finally, if you think that a man will not try to “fix” his sexual issue after he learns it then you are wrong. Machismo decrees that a man be a sexual dynamo for his woman but when you keep it a dirty little secret you both will lose. Suck at Sex? Then She Will Cheat! I don’t care if you’re the most humble woman in the world, if your guy hasn’t gotten you off in years and I come along and accomplish it in 30… [Read more]

A few times I have been blindsided by a woman giving me a compliment and having to fight my male assumptions to accept it and move on without playing myself. It took a long time of receiving compliments, assuming them to be flirting, returning the flirt and getting shot down for doing so, to get to this point of nonchalance. I’ve learned that women may flirt, but their version and our version are very different and it’s easy to misread their intent or overshoot your possibilities. Intelligent Reality vs P.Brain Lusting As a man we have 2 ways of thinking that can assist or negate our ability to co-exist properly with women. When you meet a woman and she breaks pattern to do things like: buy you a drink compliment you grab you on the ass grab your package We get excited, we freeze – confused, wondering why she would do such a thing, ego… [Read more]

Barry Manilow has a wonderful song by the name of Copacabana, it is linked below this article for you younger folks who don’t know Manilow or his sound. The song details one club dancer by the name of Lola who fell in love with the bartender “Tony” at her club and ended up losing him to a gangster’s gun shot. The song is short, sweet and tragic but the tale is a familiar one for most guys who dread having to defend their lady’s honor in public. It was simple, Lola was hot as hell, gangster Rico came into the club and put down on her hardcore and for argument’s sake he probably palmed her ass as he has done 100 times before. Lola being an attractive club chick would normally melt into the arms of this made guy but she was already taken by Tony the bartender. So Tony seeing this going down, sails… [Read more]