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You’re on a date with a beautiful woman, you’re both having a good time and suddenly the wine gets to her head and she begins to ask really dumb questions. The questions are so off-putting that her beauty fades and you begin to wonder how easily you can ditch her in order to find something else to do for the rest of the night. Have you ever been there? Well below are 5 questions out of the many that women tend to ask and whether to answer them or not, and if so, what to answer them with. 1. How Come You Aren’t Married or Have Any Kids? The real meaning: (see “Are You Gay”) It’s a loaded and unanswerable question and women love to use it on men who have money, look handsome, and seem fun. The logic is “oh my God, why are you available when so many thirsty women want you!” but… [Read more]

Jesus Christ, just when the target from the black woman’s sniper rifle had begun to lose focus on black men, in swoops Oprah to sharpen the lenses once again. Fellas you can expect to have your dates querying you for “being in the closet” once again with Oprah Winfrey’s opportunistic interview with J.L. King, the King as it were, of the black Down Low lifestyle. What is the “Down Low” you may ask? Well it’s another black boogeyman right up there with dudes who will snatch your purse in elevators (snatch that thing tightly to your bodies ladies), dudes who will rape you and oh ya dudes who will shack up with your daughter and refuse to work for a living. If you don’t get what I’m saying, it is pretty plain, I am saying that the Down Low is another stupid obstacle thrown into the mix of black/black dating to scare women away from… [Read more]

Once in awhile as a man you will find yourself surrounded by a flock of birds, pecking at you in attempt to have you bleed out the man laws. It is times like this when a man can figure out if he is steadfast in his principles or confused and dazed when made to think about it. If it has never happened to you, be sure and prepare yourself for it because it will occur if you find yourself in the company of more than 2 women, one being freshly single and alcohol being involved. If you don’t understand what it is I am getting at, just picture a collection of women in a question and answer with one guy as to “why do men do this?” My testing came about during the 50th birthday of my mother, as I played bartender to a good number of patrons, most being older, single women who had… [Read more]

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Women start relationships with a “representative”, it is a fact so remember it. The representative is a woman who assumes the role of your perfect chick, she likes what you like, she is open-minded and she is tolerant. Once the woman is comfortable with you (basically after you have had sex), the representative floats away and you get a die-toss in favor of who you really just spent the night with. Your open-minded, free spirit could turn into a closed-minded, manipulative airhead in less than a month. Women are like a box of chocolates (even the sexy ones with cute bangs or soft afro-puffs), you never know what you’re gonna get. First impressions are a motherf—, I mean seriously. I went through a relationship with a woman who was the stereotypical archetype of the immature, modern woman (the negative version). A buddy of mine was going through the same thing so we used to swap… [Read more]