There seems to be this ongoing concern amongst women of our time that the standard of giving up sex within a 3-week period is making it hard to hold us men to a relationship. This can be very true on the surface but the thing you must understand is that sex is an activity to men, it isn’t emotional, special or complicated. For us men, sex is something you do to feel macho, sexy and on top of the world. It is a drug of choice with the only side-effects being STDs and children. This does not mean you can no longer hook us with sex, it just means that having us wait is an old and tired method that will have you wondering why your calls aren’t being returned. Being that as it may, if you want to hook a guy, you have to think outside the “box”. Although it may seem otherwise, most… [Read more]

I don’t typically post music videos on the Hall but Ciara could easily have her own section on this site for being so excruciatingly hot. This is her video with Ludacris for the song “Ride” and if you can manage 4 minutes and 39 seconds of fire on your screen then go ahead and hit play and watch the princess dance. Now there are some of you who are probably going to see this and say “I don’t see the big deal”, well unless you can submit a video of yourself popping those gym-toned hips to a beat through several unique dance steps then I suggest you sit your hatin’ ass down and find something else to do. For those of you that can appreciate poetry in motion, witness Ride or as I like to call it “sex music”.

1. Let the man (always) pay the bill Can all the new age women stand up!  I am still a firm believer that the if a guy asks a woman out he should pay for the date, but there is nothing wrong with a woman stepping up and paying her part of the tab.  It is probably one of the best moves a woman can make if she isn’t interested in the guy he can’t say she took advantage of the situation and if she is interested it will make a big impression on the guy she is with.  Men go into the date expecting  to pay the bill, but when a woman says she will pay her own way she is going to differentiate herself from all the other women the guy may be talking to.  Inevitably you will still have the petty “free meal” women who go on dates just so they can… [Read more]

If you are in a relationship that has run its course and you’re wondering whether it’s a good time to turn in or not consider this. How do you feel when you go out of your way to meet your lady? Do you anticipate a good time, is it no big deal or do you dread it because of an inevitable argument or bad experience? Most men will stick around, not for fear of loneliness, but because our analytic minds tend to weigh the good versus the bad and stick it out if it lean towards good. Godd for a man could mean that while she may be a total bitch, her looks makes for great arm candy and the envy of your friends. Maybe she only emasculates you when you’re with friends but when you two are alone she’s a sweetheart. It could be a number of things which were the tables turned, a… [Read more]

Do you know what being “office hot” is? It’s when you have a building full of average to butt ugly people and a regular, girl next door starts working there and everyone treats her as if she was Olivia Wilde. I am sure many of you have seen this phenomenon in action, whether you were the one admiring her, or you were the girl getting admired. Place this lady amongst the general populace and she would blend in easily, unnoticed by the masses, but when she goes to work, she is Venus on a half shell. This has nothing really to do with the hawte, so to speak, it has more to do with the length of time people are trapped in a building together and the ability people have of growing on you after a bit of time. I’ve been a victim of office hot, but I saw it for what it was before… [Read more]

Women, why is it that when a man tells you that he doesn’t want a relationship, he just wants casual sex, you stick around? Is it because you think that sticking around will somehow lull the savage beast into liking you as a person eventually? Do you look behind the shiny red eyes and imagine a possibility of love when all he wants is the prize between your thighs? Why does one saying this to you go right into one ear and out the other? You protest, act offended, get upset but there you are calling, hanging out and eventually giving it up, forgetting that this same man had told you that all he wanted was sex. Why is it that you then get angry when he stops returning calls and coming around? Why weren’t you listening? Why is it that a man will tell you that he is unhappily married but still loves his… [Read more]

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In the world of dating and being attracted to a woman there is normally a period of chase or courtship where men will compete. It is a jungle out there, and while most men are civil and know their boundaries, there are animals that standout due to their methodology. Frequent readers may be familiar with The Wolf, but do you know a Vulture, a Tom Cat or an annoying Squirrel? Read on and maybe you might identify yourself in one of them. Ladies beware, each one of these animals are hungry and they will not hesitate to gobble you up! The Wolf The most aggressive of predators is a turn-off to strong women and a hunter/stalker of the weak and naïve. He pounces as soon as he sees something fine and will not let up unless he wants to. By the time you (a rival male) cook up the urge to step to a female,… [Read more]

So last night I was watching Chris Hansen interviewing a bunch of pedophile a—oles after he busted them coming into the house of what they thought was a 14 year old boy/girl. These boys were toting roses, candy and whatever else pedophiles bring to a kid’s house. The show was so eerie, having heard of it but never seeing it before until last night. This watching came after my nightly News viewing where the pope is still tight-lipped about the continued pedophilia within the Catholic church. Not to paint the entire church with a broad brush, but damn, this is beyond being a meme, it’s become the very meaning of the Catholic Church to us outsiders. If the Pope isn’t going to show us that he is administering the pwn to those who denounce sex only to be touching kids, then guys like me will assume that he somewhat condones it. Hey, if you’re a… [Read more]