Having been around the block and back several times over I have had the pleasure of feeling booties from the bony flats all the way to the table-top stacked. Booties are booties, it’s cold on approach and warm to the touch (you feel me?) but it was only recently that I experienced an artificially enhanced booty… A little background: As a man that has encountered real breasts as well as silicone and saline versions I can solidly say that nature wins out in that contest all day, every day. I had one experience so scarring (they were lumpy) that I became hardcore about my anti-fake boob stance to where I can proudly proclaim that I would take a natural pair of A’s over a false set of D’s any day. Many men share my stance in this… but back to the booty. Recently I took a trip to the Penthouse Nightclub in Tampa Florida and… [Read more]

Before I get into it let me dispel your thoughts of nasty chain-smoking Dr. Girlfriend sounding women right now. When I say raspy, I mean feminine voice but with the sound of something slightly hoarse. So let’s call it “slightly raspy” as opposed to stereotypically “chain-smoker raspy”, Jennifer Tilly not Marge Simpson or her sisters. Got it!? Oh and raspy does not mean manly, I’ve seen this mistake made several times on web spaces, a woman’s voice can still be nasally sweet and have that grating sound on it to be considered raspy. Check yourself on your definition folks – now allow me to explain my attraction. I used to watch Law and Order religiously back in the day because I had a crush on the Assistant DA played by Angie Harmon. She was sexy, but a slight little thing, dark hair, dark eyes, whatever it wasn’t about any of that, it was that voice… [Read more]

Dear Dragon, I have been with my boyfriend for a few months now and I really think he’s the one. We have a very active sex life and I honestly do enjoy it. However, I have a more kinkier side to myself and I am afraid of scaring him away. How do you suggest that I introduce that side of me without him feeling like he’s doing something wrong? – Thanks, Karen Hi Karen, unless your man is one of these repressed religious types that is drunk on the Kool-Aid I can put money on it that it’s game on if you try him. Wait! You aren’t trying to put a deal in his deal or anything are you? There are lines that most men won’t cross so I would encourage you to feel him out during one of your sexy chat moments or one night when he’s good and tipsy. Listen your man may… [Read more]

You mention “good smell” to a man and immediately he thinks of some super pretty boy in the mirror taking five hours to apply his “look” for the day. This stereotype leads to guys thinking that it is okay to “smell like a man”, ie: smelling like cheap cologne, sweat, or old lotion. The following paragraphs are a primer for these men in the ways of smelling good without taking a hit to your masculinity. Take it from me; these items work and you will be very pleased with the result. So what should a macho guy get in order to smell sexy for the ladies? Cologne As a man choosing your cologne wisely can make or break your ensemble when you’re out on the dating scene. When choosing a cologne what I used to do was to buy several of them and then wear each of them on different days when going into the… [Read more]

I couldn’t find a better way to express two very rigid stereotypes of woman than that of the Man Eater vs The Shy Girl. There’s a common belief in our society which is that of the Madonna vs The Whore and it plays out in every situation that i’ve seen. It’s no wonder men have become partially schizophrenic; they are constantly told to respect the women that they are related to and treat the rest as sexual beings. I mean, we’re all women – right?! Talk about confusion! I have come across The Shy Girl many, many times… I know her well. Once upon a time (about 300 years ago) I was a shy girl that was embarassed to express my opinions. Looking back on it, I was the polar opposite of myself now. Back then talking to a boy was hard, let alone carrying on a full conversation with him! There’s nothing wrong with… [Read more]

Unintentional sexiness occurs every day where men encounter women that are of a variety. What it means is that there are a host of women who others view as a 5-7 on the 10 point scale that attract men as if they were dime pieces. Women oft-times will see these chicks being doted on by a winner and wonder what the hell it is that he sees in her. For guys it’s your private crush, because you can’t imagine that other guys will cosign on her, you figure that you’d be laughed at or deemed “desperate”. These women aren’t even trying to be sexy but there’s something in their aura that gets you hot and then you find out that it’s not just you that thinks this way, many other guys are thinking the same thing. Something tells me that actress Tilda Swinton has a bit of it going on being that I find nothing… [Read more]

I love lips; they are the second feature on a woman’s face that catches my eye at first glance. Lips are the paint job on a brand new luxury car; it can make or break the model after the eyes. I am 100% a lip man, I am proud of it and have no qualms with putting it out there, lips pull me in like a magnet and lock me down like a ball and chain. It has taken a while for me to realize this, I had to do some soul searching to figure out my exact taste and after lining up my celebrity crushes the evidence was crystal clear: Rosario Dawson, Angelina Jolie, Meagan Good, Kelly Rowland, Gina Gershon… the list goes on. It’s not so much full lips, though full lips are automatically sexy if they have some shape to them (see the above list), but I love pouty lips, shapely lips,… [Read more]

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She has perfect skin, no flaws… wait, maybe a mole in the right place surrounded by blurred tones, continuous color and her jaw is flawless like a Barbie doll’s. The eyes are like exotic glass (even when they are brown), you can see deep detail in each orb and then the lips “la boca!”, they appear soft, succulent and healthy. Her body has no marks, no flaws, it’s as if she was born into adulthood and skipped the playground tumbles and accidental bumps that us normal humans encounter… Who is this creature of unearthly perfection, you may ask? This ladies and gentlemen, is your magazine, website and television (pre-HD) beauty, it’s all a big freaking lie and we still love it. As an artist the above description fits in well with the way I used to draw my fantasy women, I would draw with an eye for perfection over reality. Cadillac Collins says “that’s why… [Read more]