Men, I realize that we have quite a few articles on this site regarding strip clubs but if it’s one bit of advice that I can give you to keep above others it is that you must always keep in mind what you are there for. One of the main problems guys have is in  forgetting why they went to the strip club in the first place. You go to a strip club for yourself first of all. If you are there on a special occasion like a bachelor party or a birthday then you are there for a man or a woman (depending on what type of party it is). You are never there to impress other guys because simply put other guys are there for themselves and they could care less what you and yours are doing. When You Make It Rain Dollars Baby Jesus Cries One of the most annoying experiences I’ve… [Read more]

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Girlfriend for a time, wifey for an hour, gold-digger for 5 minutes, whatever you want to call these beautiful nymphets of the night, the last thing you want to call them is genuine. The Stripper/John relationship is a game: you came to pay, she comes to dance for your pleasure and you go home to reality. Truth be told, not all men go home to masturbate or give their wives passionate sex after the strip club. Some guys go home, business as usual to fall asleep, play video games or play editor for their ezine (sigh). I write this article for a special set of guys however who leave the Club thinking that they have found true love. Though these men aren’t necessarily suckers, tricks, or losers; they misunderstand the stripper’s intentions and go home with the girl’s fake number, Facebook/Twitter account and dream of those perfect breasts being theirs sometime in the future. They… [Read more]

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Fellas when it comes to the Strip Clubs and Strippers in general you need to know early on in your relationship how you stand with your girlfriend/wife with the trust issue. Some women trust their man and know that he has morals and self control so no questions are needed after the fact. Most women and I will reiterate for you guys here, MOST women are not gonna be feeling you on it at all, so they will be pissed, berate you with questions and give you shit whenever you attend an establishment. This is why you should find out early on about her feelings on the Strip Club, her feelings on you going to the Strip Club and whether or not you can be honest, or if you’re better off telling her enough to keep her happy and out of your face. Women Don’t Want The Truth – Just Cause They Sell It Don’t… [Read more]

In an ongoing effort to save guys from themselves I run into issues periodically where men just aren’t thinking before acting. After reading an article over at The Shooting Range about hitting on a teller, I thought about it and asked myself “why would you do this?” I don’t care if it’s Halle Berry behind the counter, the wrath of people in line and your 100% chance of appearing as a douche should tell you that maybe this isn’t the venue. Smart men on the dating scene know that certain jobs held by women have a 0-5% chance of success rate if you press them. These hardcore jobs will be explored in an upcoming series called “Breaking the Ice” where I talk to men who have successfully courted women in these positions and finding out how they managed to do it! 7 Jobs to Avoid When Scamming on Chicks Strippers Bartenders Bank Tellers Waitresses Traffic… [Read more]

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13 Principles for having fun without the tricks! For this article I would like to thank the rest of the “Vegas Losers” for their invaluable input in writing this guide. Combined myself and the boys have over 40 years of Strip Club experience so do not fear we give advice from reality not theory. This guide is meant to be for the newcomers to the Strip Club experience, following our lead will allow you to have fun without being tricked out your check. Remember, it’s only dirty if you let your girlfriend talk you into believing it is, but like everything else you must abide by the code. Don’t bring your debit card inside. Never go to a Strip Club drunk without supervision Get over yourself, strippers don’t find you sexy. It’s their job to flirt and make you feel good enough to buy a dance. Keep your ones in one pocket and your big… [Read more]

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When I first wrote this article it was entitled “Dear Penthouse (Strip) Club – you suck!” but as you scan the commentary below you will see that I was invited to return by Daisy a dancer at the establishment. Needless to say after revisiting Penthouse and witnessing the change and return to normalcy, I will be returning again and again and it has been re-established as The Dragon’s preferred club for naked beauties and delicious food. When I entered the Penthouse, I noticed that there were more girls of diverse backgrounds, more open space and the food was great as normal. I dined with my fellows and paid attention to the names as I looked for “Daisy” since it was due to her that I returned to the Club that I had sworn to never return to after my awful experience not even a year ago. Expecting the skinny blonde stereotype, I was shocked to… [Read more]

You know that you’re a bourgeois bachelor when strip clubs are required to have a touch of class for you to attend them… or at least pretend to. When the booze and food must compliment and not be sacrificed by the twirling pretty on the stage. When it becomes all about entertaining friends over getting your rocks off on the bizarre ritual known as the “lap dance”. Well when you have experienced the world and you have learnt to sip your wine over lushing out and getting drunk every time, then the prospect of the nude seductress will have lost it’s power and you will be rational and coherent in your choices of establishments. Is it wrong that I have a stripper bank set to the side specifically for the club? Does this make me the worst kind of trick or am I just practical? I mean, myself and a few of my single friends,… [Read more]

I know I am going to get a ton of flack for this article but I am taking one for the team. God knows I will be whipped and tied to the “tree of woe” for this but it must be done. In the dating world, we tend to meet all types, you get the nice folks, the manipulative folks and the too perfect folks. Everyone writes about personality types, hell we here at the Dragon Blog are guilty of that too… but what about jobs? Doesn’t the nature of a person’s job weigh heavily on a relationship too? Now, you “married out of high school” people should play the sidelines on this one, this is for the troopers who have been in the trenches and have dated an emo nurse or pissy waitress. We all know that the job is extremely important in your partner’s temperament and sometimes a certain career path will lead… [Read more]