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I remember the day my man Lawrence broke up with his girl he volunteered me some photographs of her topless bodice. While I feigned interest because that’s my man and I know he did it to satisfy his wont to humiliate her, what he had done was to burn her breasts into my brain so that I can never be in a state of wonder when I see her again. This humiliation is also performed by women that want to humiliate their ex, but it is done in the form of describing your anatomy if you should be born with less than a hammer in your pants. See fellas, this is the main reason I tell you that when you do get some panties you had better lay it down hard like your family’s life depended on it. You need to go full throttle Brian Pumper on these broads or face the disgrace of being… [Read more]

This is a formal request to all male celebrities to stop sending your groupies pictures of your deal. I know that you get excited when you meet a new, sexy chick and you feel empowered in sending her a pic and having her tell you how big you are, but as with anything else you need to use the big head and not the little one. If you are going to send the nasty d-ck picture you need to make sure that it is as abstract as possible ie: nobody should be able to tell it’s you if it gets in the wrong hands. So full body shots, MySpace shots and the between the legs, bird’s eye view shot isn’t recommended. The reason I felt a need to address this is due to the amount of embittered exes that are posting pictures of naked males on the internet. One day it’s Bishop Eddie Long, the… [Read more]

As I get older and arguably wiser, I begin to notice certain things about the English language and the misunderstanding of simple concepts by its users. Being an admirer of the female body and being around fellow admirers who talk, I sometimes notice that a lot of guys don’t get it when the word “sexy” is used. We all know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but so is the aspect of sexy, the term is purely subjective. What is sexy for me should have a lot of supporters but I shouldn’t be surprised when someone disagrees – this is the reasoning behind fetishes, tastes etc. While some men will look for a banging body (some like a big ass, some like a big bosom, others need both) others just require a beautiful face or killer legs. The thing that brings these men together in agreement however is the sexiness factor. What… [Read more]