Results For "wannabe"
May 03
man showing off

If you are a man and guilty of any of the following, please report to the nearest Self-Respect Rehabilitation Clinic. 1. Put on their Special Girl Voice Many men do this without noticing so I won’t be too harsh on you boys. What I am talking about is when a man changes the way he talks when he’s around a woman. Some guys put on the sly, Jake Gyllenhaal sounding voice and others try to sound smooth like a Justin Timberlake or Usher Raymond. Macho guys talk low like Keith David, and some just invent some crap out of thin air. I wonder if women notice this, especially when the guy gets around other men and his voice is revealed? 2. White Knight You’re having a heated debate with a woman about whether Subway tastes better on bread or in a wrap when in comes… [Read more]

Feb 19
Jay-Cutler-getting-big

I am asking this question of myself and others like me really – I, like so many others who frequent the gym find It to be a bastion of annoying, unlikable people, standing in the way of the workout. The funny thing is that most people think this way… so in essence the gym is a crazy hell that we subject ourselves to daily. The ultimate gym for the workout enthusiast is an empty, private place, frequented only by those you know, and those who are “serious”. By now you probably think I’m an asshole if you aren’t one of the people in this fellowship. It is why lifters aim at going in at 6am or 10pm when the “Regulars” are in bed. It depends on the gym Back when I was at a former small gym my attitude was very different towards members. People… [Read more]

Dec 28
Everybody hates Intramural Sports Guy

On its surface intramural sports for grown men seems like the perfect opportunity to get in shape, bond with a couple guys and praise the gods with the spirit of competition. Well it may be these things if you play in a league of friends who all know and respect one another but for the standard leagues that you will join it is not. My experience with intramural sports having done it for both basketball and football is that there are 3 types of people who come out to play against you. The first is the dad who wants an excuse to run around in hopes of losing his beer gut, the second is the ex-athlete that misses the game and the third (who ruins It for every one) is the never-was, the once-was or the wannabe. This third player is a guy who is… [Read more]

Aug 30
Greg Dragon and Batman333 help the nerds get lucky through prose

In this article I will be making reference to nerds, in fact the word count on nerd will be astronomical after I have finished saying what it is I have to say. That being said I wanted to preface this with a distinction, I am not referring to fake nerds (Olivia Munn), wannabe nerds (since nerds are all popular now), or geeks (sports stat guy and computer fix-it guy). I am referring to introverts, people who look down when they walk, wear high-water pants and hate/fear people. The guys who stare blankly at you because they haven’t had enough people experience to know that doing so is considered rude. The guys who are so full of themselves on a topic that they see everyone else as complete idiots. THAT is the nerd of which I will be referencing today. Examples of this Nerd of which… [Read more]

Jul 15
The frat boy douche, hated by everyone except other frat boy douches.

Dear Dragon, I just found out that people call me a “douche” behind my back. I’m a pretty confident guy, I have a girlfriend and I go out of my way to help people all the time, so why the hate? What is this “douche” shit mean anyway? – Steve H. Hey Steve, thanks for writing in. Here’s the thing about being a douche, a douchebag (d-bag) or any variance of that object typically used to wash a vagina out. It is a word you really should be concerned about, I mean there is nothing positive or playful about it whatsoever. Guys don’t play with each other using the word douche bag, I mean some words we do play with like “ha ha Steve, what a dick” you can take that anyway you like. If it’s a good friend calling you a dick he is… [Read more]