There is something extra special and exotic about office booty for a man. See in the office it barely matters what you look like or how cool you are. It’s pretty much about time spent and attention given. Let’s face it women love attention and if they aren’t receiving it at home, the office is the perfect substitute. We spend most of our time there, with others sometimes sharing things other than what we do at home with our significant others.
Many times an attractive woman will start working at your job and every jack ass within radius will be at her desk vying for her attention every second of the day. This is why it is easiest to get with the beta woman or the one who is not the focus of attention. Usually it starts with light conversation that leads to partnering up for projects, becoming lunch buddies and eventually she will be accompanying you to happy hour and beyond. She becomes your office wife and whether you are single or involved it doesn’t matter these relationships happen all the time!
Rules of The Office Wife
Office wives are similar to having a girlfriend or wife at home except that her domain is strictly in the office. She is the one that you go to lunch with, she is the one that you chitchat with all day and for some individuals she is the one that you are having sex with in the back of your car during your so called lunch break. The office wife isn’t jealous of your real wife or girlfriend. But she will get jealous when it comes to other women in the office because as I’ve stated before. This is her domain.
The Downfall of the Office Wife
Several things contribute to the downfall of an office relationship. First of all, if you aren’t stealthy or good enough to maintain one in secret then people will talk and that talk always gets back to the people who can get hurt the most. Masters of the game can maintain office relationships for years, sleeping with the same woman within the workforce, keeping things strictly professional and completely separating their home lives from their work lives. Long hours spent in the office are finalized by one good romp in the bathroom stall, long periods of partnership within structures like the police force can lead to office relationships that go on for years upon years.
Single People and Office Booty
Through the office a single guy can easily get himself an office wife, although she may be taken (married). Within the office walls she loves the attention that he gives her and he loves the fact that an attractive woman is giving him the time of day. While many times these particular relationships do not go towards the sexual end of things, it is still a mutual respect and admiration that brings these two together in a bond that is beyond friendship and borders on sexual tension.
Office booty brings excitement to an otherwise routine and monotonous life. Many people do it to satisfy a missing component in their lives that is not being fulfilled at home. It is naughty it is mischievous, it is against the rules and it gets you off, so you leave for the weekend with that office booty in mind and your loins satisfied after being inside someone else’s wife.
So look out everybody, this is happening in every office that you can think of all over the world. Office booty is real, office booty is wonderful for those that are lucky enough to get it and for those who can keep their lips sealed and their intents hidden, it can go on for as long as they like.See some words or phrases that you don't understand? Check out The Dragon's Lexicon.