Nov 21

When one thinks of a sexy part of the female anatomy there are items that immediately spring to mind.  Indeed, you know something is of great importance when it’s compared to a fruit or vegetable.  Melons anyone?  Try a slice of Onion Booty?  Unfortunately, there is one area on the vast ocean that is the female body that is often overlooked but commands equal respect:  Venus Dimples aka Dimples of Venus aka Ass Dimples.

You’ve seen them before.  The two delicious craters just north of Cheeksville.  Venus Dimples are often accompanied by a complimentary tattoo and stylish midriff.  Once your gaze catches glimpse, they mesmerize like swirls on hypnotist glasses.  They are also a great out if you ever get caught staring at a girl’s booty.  Just say “Nah girl I was just admiring your Venus Dimples!”  You will look like less of a pervert because the word “dimples” is in there.

So say it with me.  No, shout it with me from the rooftops.  Better still, take a space shuttle trip with me to the fucking moon so we can scream into empty space proclaiming the glory that are Venus Dimples!  Because in space no one can hear you scream.  Except when you are screaming about Venus Dimples.

Come on Turquoise Jeep Records.  Can I get a tribute song to Ass Dimples starring Flynt Flossy and Pretty Raheem?  That would kick Ass Dimples.

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